Funny how good @niantic is at collecting location data when you're not playing the game... When I am playing the game, the location detection is SHIT

https://t.co/CsHFWpuNWS

Friday, October 18, 2019 09:52:33 AM from Twitter for Android

Gary Sanchez, hitting under .100 in the ALCS, can go fuck himself, striking out like that with the bases loaded

Thursday, October 17, 2019 08:39:24 PM from Twitter for Android

I'll take getting out of that jam with just a bad pitch solo shot... Sevy once again pitching in and out of jams and giving me a heart condition over here, just like the ALDS

Tuesday, October 15, 2019 04:31:08 PM from Twitter Web App

Maybe stop doing that and have a couple 1-2-3 innings, eh? Your pitch count is TOO DAMN HIGH

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, October 15, 2019 04:31:44 PM from Twitter Web App

Jesus fuckin Christ, Severino

Tuesday, October 15, 2019 04:25:59 PM from Twitter Web App

My mom just sent me a bitmoji of her lounging on an eggplant, wishing me a Happy Columbus Day.

Monday, October 14, 2019 12:50:47 PM from Twitter Web App

IDK what's more appalling... Her sending me a picture of her animated character on an emoji dick; or celebrating the raping and murdering of indigenous Caribbean peoples

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, October 14, 2019 12:52:09 PM from Twitter Web App

Why do Italian peeps celebrate an Italian dude, sailing for Spain, discovering the island of HISPANOLA (Haiti & the DR)...

"Eheyyyy. A fellow paisan discovered America"

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, October 14, 2019 12:55:55 PM from Twitter Web App

Paxton STINKS

Sunday, October 13, 2019 08:46:05 PM from Twitter Web App

@ewarren Who is going to pay for this?

In reply to @ewarren's tweet

Thursday, October 10, 2019 04:11:18 PM from Twitter Web App

Some pair of balls trying to socially engineer dumb people into getting useless push notifications from "Bob's WordPress blog" @onesignal

Maybe we chose to decline initially on purpose. https://t.co/UnPaLDtH7N

Wednesday, October 09, 2019 11:43:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Severino pitching out of that jam got me all like https://t.co/H1YrxisldW

Monday, October 07, 2019 09:38:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Liam Neeson fucking people up who hurt his family... Sounds about right https://t.co/Jfl3fcqaXk

Saturday, October 05, 2019 11:02:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Bullshit. This pipsqueak motherfucker can't be more than 5' 1" https://t.co/Uh5bwNO964

Saturday, October 05, 2019 08:04:25 PM from Twitter for Android

You ever see this guy interview a mlb player? Guy is underground.

Not that I'm the tallest person, but it's pretty laughable

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, October 05, 2019 08:06:15 PM from Twitter for Android