Trump's gonna tweet about how there's no global warming. Ya know, because it gets abnormally cold for a couple days but then it's 50 all winter. https://t.co/kTehB0td0o
Monday, November 11, 2019 04:13:57 PM from Twitter Web Client
What kind of asshole pays money for this shit. Take this goddamn sign down. #loveislove
Keep your shitty opinions to yourself. I don't care who gets married to who. https://t.co/1ebGeKpyLB
Sunday, November 10, 2019 04:41:56 PM from Twitter for Android
I just took a piss on a conference call and my headset wasn't muted
Thursday, November 07, 2019 11:50:55 AM from Twitter Web App
@RubinReport @AjitPaiFCC SPECTRUM HAS A MONOPOLY AND IT'S $70/MONTH FOR 100/10 SERVICE. THE US HAS THE SLOWEST BROADBAND AMONG DEVELOPED NATIONS. THIS IS TOO EXPENSIVE AND THERE IS LIMITED CHOICE.
TRUMP STINKS
AJIT PAI STINKS
Tuesday, November 05, 2019 08:22:52 PM from Twitter for Android
The EPA is pro-cancer, because that's what this policy will give people.
Shameful.
https://t.co/zCvKuTuh85
Monday, November 04, 2019 06:17:07 PM from Twitter for Android
Not quite, Google https://t.co/FOcyrzmHCx
Sunday, November 03, 2019 05:19:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Benjamin Franklin was a diabolical asshole for coming up with daylight savings time.
Saturday, November 02, 2019 08:21:45 PM from Twitter for Android
Let's talk about how it's no longer 1785 and we have electricity, so there's no need to fuck around with time anymore.
Saturday, November 02, 2019 08:23:48 PM from Twitter for Android
I always used to like fall back. Extra hour of sleep, right? Wrong!
Some of us have babies that won't sleep a second past 6am... Guess who's going to be up at 5 tomorrow?!?!
Saturday, November 02, 2019 08:25:59 PM from Twitter for Android
@VenmoSupport Question on the Android App... I got a new device and do not see each person's payment history. Is that stored locally? Why would this not be restored from your end
@VenmoSupport Nevermind! Figured it out
Welp. Tried to do a solid and pay the @MTA my $85 toll bill from September, but looks like their inept system won't allow it.
Oh I'm out of state. Try to collect. https://t.co/dOXRPmK1yF
These Yankees are not playing like a world series championship team
Saturday, October 19, 2019 10:49:58 PM from Twitter for Android
Everyone's a moron in post apocalyptic TV shows.
Saturday, October 19, 2019 12:35:49 AM from Twitter for Android
THREE WINS IN A ROW. DO IT FOR CC
Friday, October 18, 2019 08:33:53 PM from Twitter for Android