Trump's gonna tweet about how there's no global warming. Ya know, because it gets abnormally cold for a couple days but then it's 50 all winter. https://t.co/kTehB0td0o

Monday, November 11, 2019 04:13:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

What kind of asshole pays money for this shit. Take this goddamn sign down. #loveislove

Keep your shitty opinions to yourself. I don't care who gets married to who. https://t.co/1ebGeKpyLB

Sunday, November 10, 2019 04:41:56 PM from Twitter for Android

I just took a piss on a conference call and my headset wasn't muted

Thursday, November 07, 2019 11:50:55 AM from Twitter Web App

@RubinReport @AjitPaiFCC SPECTRUM HAS A MONOPOLY AND IT'S $70/MONTH FOR 100/10 SERVICE. THE US HAS THE SLOWEST BROADBAND AMONG DEVELOPED NATIONS. THIS IS TOO EXPENSIVE AND THERE IS LIMITED CHOICE.

TRUMP STINKS
AJIT PAI STINKS

In reply to @RubinReport's tweet

Tuesday, November 05, 2019 08:22:52 PM from Twitter for Android

The EPA is pro-cancer, because that's what this policy will give people.

Shameful.
https://t.co/zCvKuTuh85

Monday, November 04, 2019 06:17:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Not quite, Google https://t.co/FOcyrzmHCx

Sunday, November 03, 2019 05:19:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Benjamin Franklin was a diabolical asshole for coming up with daylight savings time.

Saturday, November 02, 2019 08:21:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Let's talk about how it's no longer 1785 and we have electricity, so there's no need to fuck around with time anymore.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, November 02, 2019 08:23:48 PM from Twitter for Android

I always used to like fall back. Extra hour of sleep, right? Wrong!

Some of us have babies that won't sleep a second past 6am... Guess who's going to be up at 5 tomorrow?!?!

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, November 02, 2019 08:25:59 PM from Twitter for Android

@VenmoSupport Question on the Android App... I got a new device and do not see each person's payment history. Is that stored locally? Why would this not be restored from your end

Friday, November 01, 2019 12:25:37 PM from Twitter Web App

Welp. Tried to do a solid and pay the @MTA my $85 toll bill from September, but looks like their inept system won't allow it.

Oh I'm out of state. Try to collect. https://t.co/dOXRPmK1yF

Saturday, October 26, 2019 09:00:15 PM from Twitter Web App

These Yankees are not playing like a world series championship team

Saturday, October 19, 2019 10:49:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Everyone's a moron in post apocalyptic TV shows.

Saturday, October 19, 2019 12:35:49 AM from Twitter for Android

THREE WINS IN A ROW. DO IT FOR CC

Friday, October 18, 2019 08:33:53 PM from Twitter for Android