It never stops fucking raining
Wednesday, April 29, 2020 08:39:42 AM from Twitter for Android
Get a load of this asshole who has the entire driveway open but decides to block the sidewalk. This car has been here for months.
If my dog shits in your yard while I'm walking around your car, and I don't pick it up, it wasn't me https://t.co/YKwG10eAR0
@karens_nips @ColumbusHealth Do you have better information? Please share.
@ColumbusHealth Can you actually believe in today's days of advanced science and medicine, that the President of the United States of America suggests such ridiculous things? 🤔
It's the year 2020, and the fact that reputable news sites have a front page article telling people not to ingest cleaning supplies is just... I have no words.
Meanwhile on Fox News: "What the President actually meant was..."
@XtinaSchelin @henwoley @thehill Maybe he should do us all a favor and drink bleach
How about this guy! A Republican who is actually basing his decisions on science and not being blind follower of doofus Trump. Mad respect here @MikeDeWine https://t.co/9qjDKmZK7R
Thursday, April 23, 2020 11:09:49 PM from Twitter for Android
Don't know what a bar looks like anymore, you guys
Thursday, April 23, 2020 10:24:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Dr. Trump knows it all and will fire anyone who proves otherwise. Because, science! https://t.co/7VJfWsEip7
Thursday, April 23, 2020 07:13:16 AM from Twitter for Android
Github was much more stable before MSFT bought them
Add smashed bottom right corner of my phone to the list of 2020 shit. I didn't even drop it. I have no idea how the fuck it happened other than I was putting up shelving and it was in my pocket
I'm trying to mow my lawn and the neighbors are having a convo across the street. Feel like a dick if I start the mower but hurry the fuck up already
Saturday, April 18, 2020 03:24:08 PM from Twitter for Android
There are some really, really ignorant people in this country. Holy smokes... Normally, I'd say let the virus wipe them out, but this shit affects everyone so it's gotta go
Saturday, April 18, 2020 03:13:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Also, we need a purge of the idiots.
Saturday, April 18, 2020 03:13:49 PM from Twitter for Android
Moved into an @mihomes house built 15 years ago and they used dollar store drywall. All of the corner drywall tape is peeling/cracking and there are a million screw pops. Amatuer hour.
Saturday, April 18, 2020 12:06:42 AM from Twitter for Android