Pretty sure the flying time and the amount of time parked trying to taxi to the runway at shithole @LGAairport are equal
Saturday, November 16, 2019 10:14:01 AM from Twitter for Android
Also, let's talk about how I'm that guy. Didn't realize there was a gentleman serving drinks and I just grabbed a bear out of the ice. He was not pleased.
Friday, November 15, 2019 07:16:18 PM from Twitter for Android
F- company party. Where the f are the drink tickets and why do we only get two drinks
Friday, November 15, 2019 07:14:56 PM from Twitter for Android
@MetroNorth @MTA whose genius idea was it to cut trains out and run the 8:17 Harlem line train from Scarsdale to Southeast? You know how crowded that is? And if you miss that you need to wait until almost 9
But keep raising the fares and cutting service though. This is fine.
Thursday, November 14, 2019 11:41:07 PM from Twitter for Android
Doesn't @GooglePlayMusic have NYC based engineers? Does anyone test the fact that the app works like shit on the subway with poor connectivity?
Even offline mode doesn't load. https://t.co/DBvJrIvS3a
Thursday, November 14, 2019 08:39:14 AM from Twitter for Android
Disney just pulled it's huge dick out and put it's balls all over Netflix's face
Tuesday, November 12, 2019 09:08:14 PM from Twitter for Android
One of the devs' harddrives crashed and I spent 5 mins adding way to many Slack emojis to his team message https://t.co/kC2qais4k6
Pixar's Knick Knack cartoon short better be on @disneyplus because that's my jam
@disneyplus IT IS https://t.co/GLrmL2vcUD
Wednesday, November 13, 2019 01:31:02 PM from Twitter Web App
The walrus was Paul
If they're going to park the goddamn train between stations, it should be legal for me to hit up this guy's weed vape.
Monday, November 11, 2019 06:23:52 PM from Twitter for Android
The MTA is a garbage organization
Monday, November 11, 2019 06:14:13 PM from Twitter for Android
What train traffic? Half these motherfuckers are off for Veteran's Day. Trains are empty. Move already!
Monday, November 11, 2019 06:13:22 PM from Twitter for Android