This was in my local paper. Little kid puts my lunatic ass to shame. Everyone should be more like Lola. https://t.co/yEoW8DosBd

Tuesday, December 10, 2019 10:17:52 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm over here with agita all week long, and half the motherfuckers I work with are at AWS in Vegas

Wednesday, December 04, 2019 12:39:33 AM from Twitter Web App

Man... Twitter threads are confusing as hell. That and the Android app made it seem like my replies weren't going through and then I check again and all my dupes posted. Twitter cray

Wednesday, December 04, 2019 12:09:17 AM from Twitter Web App

@RockNationRadio @billieeilish @VanHalen Keyword heyday. Believe it or not, I'm less of a raving lunatic than unused to be

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Tuesday, December 03, 2019 11:42:26 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio @billieeilish @VanHalen It's chill. But if you'd rather go on a three day bender in Vegas with with booze, coke, strippers and Eruption, so be it!

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Tuesday, December 03, 2019 11:39:43 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio @billieeilish @VanHalen It's chill. Or you can go on a three day Vegas bender with booze, coke, strippers and Eruption

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Tuesday, December 03, 2019 11:35:44 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio @billieeilish @VanHalen That girl is wayyyyyy out there and I have mad respect for it. Completely captured Gen Z. Oh and literally had no clue she dropped a single last month until right now, but it's a banger.

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Tuesday, December 03, 2019 11:33:00 PM from Twitter for Android

The failing @nypost tabloid (see what I did there?) thinks they're cool calling De Niro washed up for speaking the truth about an egomaniacal maniac. LOLOLOL, what a joke paper. https://t.co/2Oj2WQo117

Tuesday, December 03, 2019 07:53:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Real talk. You know Home Alone 2 is old AF because there ain't no way in hell they're flying a 767 between Chicago and NYC. That's inefficient. Nowadays, they'd fly Embraer coffins with wings. #begreen

Monday, December 02, 2019 09:42:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Someone please explain to me why on earth my @myQConnect garage door opener has/needs two IPs assigned to it and why the MAC addresses are unique

CC: @internetofshit https://t.co/oMv0BPVK22

Monday, December 02, 2019 12:01:55 PM from Twitter Web App

@madebygoogle Nothing they can do about a battery packing too few mAH

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Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:48:04 AM from Twitter for Android

I just went outside to get something real quick and stepped in dog shit in my new slippers and I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW

Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:45:34 AM from Twitter for Android

@madebygoogle Get your damn priorities straight. I love astronomy, but I don't give a shit about taking a 5 min star photo when my phone dies in 4 -5 hours

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Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:23:14 AM from Twitter for Android

@madebygoogle And trying to sell us a $70 stand to keep it charged

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Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:23:50 AM from Twitter for Android

@bjornwallman @madebygoogle The keyboard is also inaccurate as fuck. As you can see it autocorrected its to it's and of to if.

As an Android fan since the Moto Droid, this is all going down hill.

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Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:15:22 AM from Twitter for Android