Whoever did this is a real sick fuck who needs to be killed by firing squad

https://t.co/c32Sflg1Wy

Saturday, January 25, 2020 09:51:57 PM from Twitter for Android

No fucking shit. Only snow I've seen all winter was one dusting and January is almost over. The fuck. I love snow

https://t.co/8ronM6h3xa

Friday, January 24, 2020 12:57:34 PM from Twitter Web App

I hate fucking everything right now because devs are IDIOTS. Rant incoming:

Friday, January 24, 2020 01:38:29 AM from Twitter for Android

I just got paged because one of our web apps had a high error rate. Turns out, someone was scanning it (but very slowly) and since traffic was low, it was tossing out tons of 404s. Performance was not affected.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, January 24, 2020 01:40:21 AM from Twitter for Android

Apparently, when you go to an invalid URL and it can't match a customer account, it throws a nice 404 page... But we don't wake the incall for a bunch of 404s

The fuck, right? Just wait

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, January 24, 2020 01:41:59 AM from Twitter for Android

On the backend, whenever it can't find an account, they throw and exception in code, which logs as a 500. Our monitoring picks that shit up. Third night in a row I was paged for no reason.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, January 24, 2020 01:43:23 AM from Twitter for Android

I just went on an all out rampage in our architecture slack channel

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, January 24, 2020 01:43:57 AM from Twitter for Android

5 years ago: "Coconut oil is good! Eat lots of coconut oil in your diet"

Now: "Coconut oil is bad. Don't eat coconut oil"

https://t.co/uBJ10NBJtW

Tuesday, January 21, 2020 05:38:19 PM from Twitter Web App

@sadlercj @RMerlinDev I am SO mad I bought the 87U a few years ago... Whatever bullshit chipset they went with, Asus hardly ever updates it. It's always behind Merlin builds because they don't release GPL code for it.

Also drops iOS devices like crazy. No issue with laptops or Androids

In reply to @sadlercj's tweet

Tuesday, January 21, 2020 03:14:18 PM from Twitter Web App

The fact that this is real life is fucking absurd. Our country has lost its goddamn mind https://t.co/nnoY2Y63B5

Saturday, January 18, 2020 09:48:31 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm watching Pick of the Litter on Disney+

So I'm sobbing, obvi.

Thursday, January 16, 2020 08:58:16 PM from Twitter for Android

A fucking raving lunatic

https://t.co/zklBPz599n

Wednesday, January 15, 2020 01:54:42 PM from Twitter Web App

Nothing new here: https://t.co/2q0Ty80Dq0

https://t.co/tETJXo8fJY

Saturday, January 11, 2020 07:19:17 PM from Twitter for Android

so jelly of this guy's setup. I want to live in a net zero house! https://t.co/d1Lajmisod

Thursday, January 09, 2020 03:52:50 PM from Twitter Web App