The coronavirus panic is a fake phenomenon created by the New World Order to disrupt the economy.

It is no worse than regular influenza. The only people who die from it (like the flu) are babies, elderly and those with compromised immune systems

Monday, February 24, 2020 11:22:32 AM from Twitter Web App

BAHAHAHHAH. This flat earther killed himself trying to prove the Earth was flat and I predicted this in 2017: https://t.co/Ie4zvkX86k

https://t.co/VOTN9TKUSD

Monday, February 24, 2020 07:57:28 AM from Twitter for Android

I got heckled by a US Government cop today at the VA Hospital because as I was walking out, I made a derogatory comment about a Trump portrait on the wall.

Sunday, February 23, 2020 09:32:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Guy was very butthurt and called me out for being disrespectful, in which I replied "You ever read his tweets? They are not respectful either" https://t.co/PKziK6kghs

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Sunday, February 23, 2020 09:40:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Alright Cisco, we're going to the moon!

Wednesday, February 19, 2020 11:04:50 PM from Twitter Web App

Filled out my TPS report for these fucking suits: https://t.co/pxnpGZc5qK

Wednesday, February 19, 2020 04:56:16 PM from Twitter Web App

I'm actually mortified rn because the cleaning people started wiping down my papasan chair, which my dog drools all over... And it looks like jizz

Wednesday, February 19, 2020 02:51:46 PM from Twitter Web App

I tried to say it was the dog's chair,but they didn't speak English.

mi perra babeaba en mi silla. no es jizz

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Wednesday, February 19, 2020 02:54:15 PM from Twitter Web App

@__JLu ❤️

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Wednesday, February 19, 2020 06:55:58 AM from Twitter for Android

Explain to me why the fuck I should pay my taxes when buffoon @realDonaldTrump just pardoned rich motherfuckers for tax evasion, and cannot prove that he himself pays income tax

Wednesday, February 19, 2020 06:15:40 AM from Twitter for Android

Oh right... They'd throw me in jail and fine the shit out of me.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Wednesday, February 19, 2020 06:28:58 AM from Twitter for Android

I just lost it on my gas company because their portal looks like it's from the 90s and they don't support auto pay or paperless billing

Literally forgot to pay a bill because WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T SUPPORT DIRECT DEBIT PAYMENTS IN 2020? https://t.co/Ssy1CODjZF

Monday, February 17, 2020 09:36:21 PM from Twitter Web App

What do you expect? Giuliani isn't having them killed anymore

https://t.co/u7Fo6D0lVp

Sunday, February 16, 2020 04:25:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Is it just me, or does the New Green Day sound like Portugal the Man?

Friday, February 14, 2020 09:31:03 AM from Twitter for Android

.NET assembly binding redirects can suck a mammoth cock

Thursday, February 13, 2020 02:48:11 PM from Twitter Web App