Google Opinion Rewards just paid me 60 cents to tell them Android Auto is buggy AF
Elon Musk is a fuckin weirdo. Smart guy, but wayyyyyyy out there
The fuck names their kid X Æ A-12
This construction guy dicking around with some utility thing in the middle of my town's most dangerous intersection didn't give a FUCK when the light turned green. Told cars to drive around him. Balls. https://t.co/L6Wz08BIAw
Wednesday, May 06, 2020 10:36:05 PM from Twitter for Android
The polar vortex that's dropped over the eastern half of the country can go fuck itself, the stupid bastard. Didn't drop down all winter, so I got no snow, but when I want spring weather, it decided to just hang around. Middle of fucking may and it's going to be below freezing.
Was on your average work call. Text from wife: https://t.co/1X2LEcSKHa
This guy told @realDonaldTrump
To eat a dick
‘Very difficult and emotional’: Pandemic expert leaves Trump administration https://t.co/JTgaRptx22
Wednesday, May 06, 2020 09:24:58 AM from Twitter for Android
ABOLISH the useless @EPA
@EPAwater - this organization does nothing to protect Americans and doesn't base their decisions on science. Rather, are swayed by lobbyists. Defund this waste of money now!
https://t.co/2b1GgRo411
Grandma just referred to my kid as "Our baby"
For real though, why does all this crazy shit come from Asia? Earth: get your life together.
Invasive species (Asian longhorned beetle, stink bugs, murder hornets), corona viruses (SARS, Covid), tentacle porn... Christ Almighty.
So this is the first time I've heard of murder hornets...
Remember when I never knew what a coronavirus was back in Jan? Boy, how the world's changed. Wtf is next? https://t.co/GJzZ7MIxrG
It's been a good run, you guys!