Millennials to baby boomers: You heed the fucking advice. All you olds are going out and ignoring everything. We're in our bunkers https://t.co/NWweY3r06Q

Wednesday, March 18, 2020 03:39:29 PM from Twitter Web App

When the acid kicks in https://t.co/pl6UlfCdxP

Tuesday, March 17, 2020 11:46:49 PM from Twitter Web App

...in reality: A Chrome Canary canvas rendering bug. Or the webpage caught the virus

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, March 17, 2020 11:47:31 PM from Twitter Web App

West Virginia doesn't have any Coronavirus cases because they don't have science in West Virginia. Only coal mining hillbillies

Tuesday, March 17, 2020 03:59:15 PM from Twitter Web App

Guess they should go ahead and cancel that wall construction to pay for this https://t.co/MBPJN2iV0d

Tuesday, March 17, 2020 01:50:40 PM from Twitter Web App

I didn't realize this virus had an assigned race. The fuck's wrong with people

Monday, March 16, 2020 11:11:40 PM from Twitter Web App

Never cared for DeWine, but he basically told a judge to fuck off and canceled the election anyway. Guy's handling this 'rus like a boss.

State only has a couple confirmed cases and he's like "nah, out testing blows. 100mil have it. Shut all the shit down"

Monday, March 16, 2020 11:09:35 PM from Twitter Web App

Not gonna lie, I kind of want to catch this virus now and isolate now so that I'm immune and can return o doing whatever the hell I want without worrying about getting it or infecting others

Monday, March 16, 2020 06:30:21 AM from Twitter for Android

@SenBlumenthal @LindseyGrahamSC you two assholes trying to pass a bill to break encryption?

Sunday, March 15, 2020 07:20:54 PM from Twitter for Android

"good morning, I cleaned the clutter out of the kitchen nook. It was driving me nuts forever and looked terrible"

"FUCK YOU, YOU NEGATIVE COMPLAING ASSHOLE"

is a great start to my day and how all my days are.

Saturday, March 14, 2020 08:16:21 AM from Twitter for Android

And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all.

Friday, March 13, 2020 06:15:11 PM from Twitter Web App

https://t.co/gpFeDpywXc

Friday, March 13, 2020 03:20:12 PM from Twitter Web App

@VIZIO why isn't smartcast loading?

Thursday, March 12, 2020 10:11:29 PM from Twitter for Android

2020 was a piece of shit year from day 1. Literally had the shittiest start to the year and it's fucked more than ever now

Thursday, March 12, 2020 05:17:17 PM from Twitter Web App

Great use of an Engineer III's salary... I'm a git instructor

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, March 12, 2020 02:03:34 PM from Twitter Web App