Dewine was handling this tight, but rumor has it he was going to require masks statewide until Pence called him all like "come on man, don't fuck with Drumpf's reelection bid. Can't have a Republican sheep go against fuhrer"
No spine. https://t.co/W8uJ9nWBxh
People in my neighborhood are getting a little too chummy when I'm on walks. The stop and chats are out of control. Stay the fuck back, there's Covid rampant. https://t.co/PSXP7bX3Yi
Tip: be an asshole like Larry David
https://t.co/WCVk4BQlQg
Half the goddamn internet is down. Wh, it's 2020
Whoever created these ID ranges in this DB manually is an moron asshole. 54 rows in the table and the IDs go up to 100 million. I was batching through this by 100 and was wondering why it never finished https://t.co/8lilhPIffu
It's almost 2am and I'm watching a dude play a sitar live on Reddit and I really need to reevaluate my life
This sitar dude has an encased baby shark and allegedly it's his best friend, companion and he takes it everywhere...
But this sitar is so chill tho
It's named Reggie and he legit takes this shark into metal concert mosh pits.
I cannot make this shit up. I'm not that creative
So how much longer until Ghislaine also magically kills herself?
Thursday, July 16, 2020 11:05:20 PM from Twitter for Android
From this point forward, I will never refer to this country as the United States. There's nothing united about it. With a two party system, it'll be divided AF forever.
Thursday, July 16, 2020 11:01:47 PM from Twitter for Android
Let's rename this bitch to:
✔️ 'Merica
✔️Murrrica
✔️Amerikkka
Thursday, July 16, 2020 11:10:47 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @sara_davis90: Ohio, all Dr. Acton wanted to do was keep you alive. That is it. And you showed up on her lawn with guns and ignorance an…
Thursday, July 16, 2020 10:51:36 PM from Twitter for Android
@GovKemp You're an asshole, hick, science denying, Trump sucking motherfucker
Thursday, July 16, 2020 10:49:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Wear a mask you stupid fucks https://t.co/5ILbNPC23h
@bubbacrewjam Yep. I mean... I get they have some basic rules to keep the community from looking dumpy. I'm a guy who doesn't want to pay fines, generally follows the rules and I think I keep my place nice... Got two violations for nit picky stuff in two years