Millennials to baby boomers: You heed the fucking advice. All you olds are going out and ignoring everything. We're in our bunkers https://t.co/NWweY3r06Q
When the acid kicks in https://t.co/pl6UlfCdxP
...in reality: A Chrome Canary canvas rendering bug. Or the webpage caught the virus
West Virginia doesn't have any Coronavirus cases because they don't have science in West Virginia. Only coal mining hillbillies
Guess they should go ahead and cancel that wall construction to pay for this https://t.co/MBPJN2iV0d
I didn't realize this virus had an assigned race. The fuck's wrong with people
Never cared for DeWine, but he basically told a judge to fuck off and canceled the election anyway. Guy's handling this 'rus like a boss.
State only has a couple confirmed cases and he's like "nah, out testing blows. 100mil have it. Shut all the shit down"
Not gonna lie, I kind of want to catch this virus now and isolate now so that I'm immune and can return o doing whatever the hell I want without worrying about getting it or infecting others
@SenBlumenthal @LindseyGrahamSC you two assholes trying to pass a bill to break encryption?
"good morning, I cleaned the clutter out of the kitchen nook. It was driving me nuts forever and looked terrible"
"FUCK YOU, YOU NEGATIVE COMPLAING ASSHOLE"
is a great start to my day and how all my days are.
Saturday, March 14, 2020 08:16:21 AM from Twitter for Android
And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all.
@VIZIO why isn't smartcast loading?
Thursday, March 12, 2020 10:11:29 PM from Twitter for Android
2020 was a piece of shit year from day 1. Literally had the shittiest start to the year and it's fucked more than ever now
Great use of an Engineer III's salary... I'm a git instructor