FUCKING @Apple BOUGHT AND RUINED DARKSKY. Can only use it on iOS.

And shutting down the API. Assholes.

Tuesday, March 31, 2020 09:17:08 PM from Twitter Web App

Florida and idiot @GovRonDeSantis on Coronavirus:

https://t.co/C4SqvEZHe6

Tuesday, March 31, 2020 07:59:22 AM from Twitter for Android

@GovRonDeSantis: Governor handling this pandemic like an absolute moron (it's Florida, what do you expect)

@MikeDeWine: Governor handling this pandemic like an absolute boss. Keep up the good work!

Tuesday, March 31, 2020 07:11:20 AM from Twitter for Android

@RMerlinDev Is there any way to export the "Traffic Analyzer - Statistic" graphs as a PDF/image or a table of the data?

Monday, March 30, 2020 12:46:28 PM from Twitter Web App

@realDonaldTrump YOU SELF-CENTERED CUNT. HOW CAN YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR RATINGS WHEN AMERICANS ARE DYING AND YOUR BRAINLESS FOLLOWERS BELIEVE ALL OF YOUR BULLSHIT

In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet

Sunday, March 29, 2020 02:40:39 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio @LiveNation Those greedy selfish bastards will never do anything not for profit. I hope the go defunct.

In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet

Sunday, March 29, 2020 07:47:36 AM from Twitter for Android

@HowFrankOfYou I don't trust them. Going by CDC numbers

In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet

Sunday, March 29, 2020 05:34:09 AM from Twitter for Android

We're supposed to be a first world country? China has over a billion people, yet the US has more cases in a shorter span. We stink at this.

I've always said πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² has been a second world country for years.

Saturday, March 28, 2020 07:54:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Attention all companies that make baby toys: Please stop putting sounds of panting dogs into toys. You're teaching my daughter to pant like an dog and/or hyperventilate

Saturday, March 28, 2020 07:19:42 PM from Twitter for Android

@realDonaldTrump Fox News originally said Coronavirus was a hoax you piece of shit asshole.

In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet

Saturday, March 28, 2020 08:38:32 AM from Twitter for Android

Jesus. These CW shows really guy you

Friday, March 27, 2020 11:32:07 PM from Twitter for Android

I could go for a slice of Joe's Pizza in the LES about now

Friday, March 27, 2020 09:27:04 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 @JdeGrom19 @Mets @MLB @The7Line @SNYtv Literally: Cancel the season

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Friday, March 27, 2020 06:30:34 AM from Twitter for Android

No one understands me and I think the majority of people are morons. I am tired of dealing with morons in this world.

Pretty sure the issue lies with me. I had enough

Thursday, March 26, 2020 10:08:36 AM from Twitter for Android

I fucking hate my job so much and I'm so lucky to still have one.

A few months ago before the virus, I could have had any devops job i wanted. now i'm stuck working with idiots who keep undoing all my good processes with shit and bureaucracy

Thursday, March 26, 2020 09:12:27 AM from Twitter Web App