What else are you supposed to do https://t.co/ovSPrWcJDS

Tuesday, April 14, 2020 08:58:14 AM from Twitter for Android

They don't know where the fuck to put all the bodies, and you have delusional @realDonaldTrump holding 2 hour sessions sucking his own dick about how good he's handling the crisis while being extremely rude to anyone questioning his bullshit

Tuesday, April 14, 2020 07:12:50 AM from Twitter for Android

Welp, guess they'll die

https://t.co/MTh9l4GraF

Monday, April 13, 2020 10:19:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Maybe Jesus should just come back and end the world. Be like fuck what this turned into

Sunday, April 12, 2020 11:31:34 AM from Twitter for Android

Hope everyone has a happy fucked up Easter

Sunday, April 12, 2020 11:31:02 AM from Twitter for Android

Taking the Science of Well Being (a free Yale course on Coursea), and Jesus Christ on the Cross, commit me immediately to the nearest mental health zoo

Saturday, April 11, 2020 08:23:28 PM from Twitter Web App

Who'd've ever thunk Kevin McCallister's mom would be on a TV show wearing this ridiculous outfit in the year of our Lord 2020 https://t.co/t7LPwbi6oB

Friday, April 10, 2020 11:43:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Just caught up with the latest episode of Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist and I need a goddamn tranquilizer now

Friday, April 10, 2020 11:36:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Ignoramus @RonJohnsonWI seems to think he's an expert on science and medicine. "Let's blindly push for an unproven drug that mein führer seems to think works, probably because he has shares in that company"
https://t.co/GGqcKDYB5H

Friday, April 10, 2020 10:40:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Protip: use science and technology. Learn and share knowledge across health systems... Use AI to find correlations between variables t find what treatments work. Tech people need to build this now

Don't do something because some idiot doofus said to

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, April 10, 2020 11:15:11 PM from Twitter for Android

But who's going to pick my blueberries?https://t.co/gdStKSefpN

Thursday, April 09, 2020 02:52:56 PM from Twitter Web App

See, we always make fun of Canada, but they know how to do things right: https://t.co/M1s7xZeZ87 🇨🇦

Thursday, April 09, 2020 12:44:54 PM from Twitter Web App

The US Government is being run like a fucking reality TV show. It's the real-life Apprentice... Idiot @realDonaldTrump doesn't like his inspector generals reports? No worries - just fire them and get people who tell him what he wants to hear instead

Wednesday, April 08, 2020 01:19:37 PM from Twitter Web App

@I_S_H_Y_ @googlenest Also, the wifi chipset they use stinks. Always disconnects, even though it's not far from my access point. I have other devices further that remain connected

In reply to @I_S_H_Y_'s tweet

Wednesday, April 08, 2020 12:55:16 PM from Twitter for Android

@I_S_H_Y_ @googlenest Nest stinks. It's always down

In reply to @I_S_H_Y_'s tweet

Wednesday, April 08, 2020 11:05:08 AM from Twitter Web App