You guys... There's something wrong with Chapmans' penis! https://t.co/PaommgdttN

Sunday, June 28, 2020 08:49:41 PM from Twitter for Android

Germany is all like "fuck your shitty assed country, y'all ain't world leaders, you're idiots." And I agree.

https://t.co/QEThiydrcz

Saturday, June 27, 2020 05:05:27 PM from Twitter for Android

See, in Germany, you don't have redneck hicks that fly swastika flags... But in the Confederate states, they still fly that flag. Nation didn't even last 4 years, what the fuck.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, June 27, 2020 05:09:13 PM from Twitter for Android

PS remember back in college when I burned a Confederate flag? I was ahead of our time.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, June 27, 2020 05:10:04 PM from Twitter for Android

GET THE ACTUAL FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS HORSE SHIT BILL. YOU CANNOT ALLOW BACKDOORS INTO ENCRYPTION, PERIOD. IT WILL BE MISUSED. @LindseyGrahamSC @TomCottonAR @MarshaBlackburn

https://t.co/JURjBqnds3.

Friday, June 26, 2020 03:21:43 PM from Twitter Web App

@realDonaldTrump You are a doofus that is out of touch with reality.

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Friday, June 26, 2020 07:37:47 AM from Twitter for Android

When you paste error logs into Slack without making them block text, and your org has an emoji for 40s LOL https://t.co/vd24lWam9y

Thursday, June 25, 2020 12:50:46 PM from Twitter Web App

@3M Maybe the next generation will not pollute our planet with perfluorinated chemicals

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Wednesday, June 24, 2020 11:01:14 PM from Twitter for Android

I fucking HATE the useless @EPA, @EPAwater and cocksucking, coal lobbying, Trump sucking, corrupt @EPAAWheeler. A cancer to the nation.

These extremist, polluting, reckless, IGNORANT policies are KILLING Americans in the name of greed and corruption

https://t.co/uyPv5tpIMP

Wednesday, June 24, 2020 10:53:24 PM from Twitter for Android

@LyndaBennettNC @realDonaldTrump Endorsed by a moron and defeated.

👋 Bye

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Wednesday, June 24, 2020 10:20:34 AM from Twitter for Android

@AjitPaiFCC @FCC @SenateCommerce You still have that dumbass Reese's mug, you corporate shill?

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Tuesday, June 23, 2020 10:32:44 PM from Twitter Web App

@Brain_Gravy1 @ColumbusGov No one cares if you get Covid, but you should wear one to avoid killing others

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Tuesday, June 23, 2020 03:04:02 PM from Twitter Web App

This chick has a huge rack, so listen up https://t.co/NZFo0o5GGB

Tuesday, June 23, 2020 03:01:55 PM from Twitter Web App

I mean... I love science and shit, but I think we could find a better use for $23 billion dollars other than a 62 mile tube to smash particles together. On the plus side, maybe they'll end the world

https://t.co/ljBwrolgVp

Monday, June 22, 2020 04:11:54 PM from Twitter Web App

@mustang_sarah @USPS The United States is a garbage country

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Monday, June 22, 2020 03:59:50 PM from Twitter Web App