So this is the first time I've heard of murder hornets...

Remember when I never knew what a coronavirus was back in Jan? Boy, how the world's changed. Wtf is next? https://t.co/GJzZ7MIxrG

Sunday, May 03, 2020 11:28:16 PM from Twitter for Android

It's been a good run, you guys!

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Sunday, May 03, 2020 11:29:36 PM from Twitter for Android

How is this not corruption

https://t.co/crFiUSqWL8

Saturday, May 02, 2020 12:53:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Dumb bastard. Can't take advice from the experts...

https://t.co/98aBFwgbRz

Friday, May 01, 2020 11:13:40 PM from Twitter for Android

I had to remove this riffraff from a dog poop station in my community. I mean, everyone's entitled to their opinions and Democrats are not perfect, but I can't get behind a "hamberger" eating, egomaniacal liar

Hillary's emails though. https://t.co/XtBJoAjeIH

Wednesday, April 29, 2020 07:09:47 PM from Twitter for Android

It never stops fucking raining

Wednesday, April 29, 2020 08:39:42 AM from Twitter for Android

Get a load of this asshole who has the entire driveway open but decides to block the sidewalk. This car has been here for months.

If my dog shits in your yard while I'm walking around your car, and I don't pick it up, it wasn't me https://t.co/YKwG10eAR0

Monday, April 27, 2020 08:20:24 PM from Twitter for Android

@karens_nips @ColumbusHealth Do you have better information? Please share.

In reply to @karens_nips's tweet

Sunday, April 26, 2020 05:05:06 PM from Twitter for Android

@ColumbusHealth Can you actually believe in today's days of advanced science and medicine, that the President of the United States of America suggests such ridiculous things? 🤔

In reply to @ColumbusHealth's tweet

Sunday, April 26, 2020 11:50:28 AM from Twitter for Android

It's the year 2020, and the fact that reputable news sites have a front page article telling people not to ingest cleaning supplies is just... I have no words.

Meanwhile on Fox News: "What the President actually meant was..."

Friday, April 24, 2020 11:23:32 AM from Twitter Web App

@XtinaSchelin @henwoley @thehill Maybe he should do us all a favor and drink bleach

In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet

Friday, April 24, 2020 06:08:56 AM from Twitter for Android

How about this guy! A Republican who is actually basing his decisions on science and not being blind follower of doofus Trump. Mad respect here @MikeDeWine https://t.co/9qjDKmZK7R

Thursday, April 23, 2020 11:09:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Don't know what a bar looks like anymore, you guys

Thursday, April 23, 2020 10:24:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Dr. Trump knows it all and will fire anyone who proves otherwise. Because, science! https://t.co/7VJfWsEip7

Thursday, April 23, 2020 07:13:16 AM from Twitter for Android

Github was much more stable before MSFT bought them

Tuesday, April 21, 2020 11:48:05 AM from Twitter Web App

Add smashed bottom right corner of my phone to the list of 2020 shit. I didn't even drop it. I have no idea how the fuck it happened other than I was putting up shelving and it was in my pocket

Monday, April 20, 2020 07:35:16 PM from Twitter for Android