Fuck my entire life.
Fuck all of 2020.

I hate it all. Is there like a do over button somewhere?

Friday, July 31, 2020 09:48:25 PM from Twitter Web App

@MSEdgeDev I'm pretty sure I have the real version installed and it's crashing... Used to use Edge Dev,then installed the final version over it a few weeks ago. Crashes until I shut off google search in the address bar

Version 84.0.522.48 (Official build) (64-bit)

In reply to @MSEdgeDev's tweet

Thursday, July 30, 2020 09:18:23 PM from Twitter Web App

@realDonaldTrump You know you're going to lose in a landslide and are already trying to brainwash your mindless followers with bullshit excuses why you are going to lose.

Fuck outta here dude, you are the worst president in history. Andrew Jackson was a literal murderer and you're still worse.

In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet

Thursday, July 30, 2020 01:56:11 PM from Twitter Web App

Stop breaking my fucking balls, Jesus Christ. Every 5 seconds I have to get up and bring you something like I'm a goddamn servant. Get off your ass and leave me alone. I don't ask for 900 things all day long. FUCK

Wednesday, July 29, 2020 11:10:57 PM from Twitter for Android

I can't believe this dumb bitch is sitting here defending the idiot's use of hydroxycloroquine when numerous medical agencies say it does not help https://t.co/OPhj8FFG01

Wednesday, July 29, 2020 08:12:26 AM from Twitter for Android

Yo, you want to make shit beer sound fancy? Just turn the lite into latte.

Bud Latte
Keystone Latte
Coors Latte
...

Wednesday, July 29, 2020 01:30:53 AM from Twitter for Android

LAW & ORDER!!!
(aka shithole country that uses federal prison guards on civilian protestors)

https://t.co/owjRVvud7t

Tuesday, July 28, 2020 10:28:32 AM from Twitter for Android

Dude if you're voting for Trump this year, just realize that as a pedophile was being taken jail, he wished her well.

This is what you stand for.

Saturday, July 25, 2020 11:59:05 AM from Twitter for Android

It's Christmastime in Hollis Queens
Mom's cookin chicken and collard greens

Saturday, July 25, 2020 01:15:02 AM from Twitter for Android

@epa @EPAAWheeler Y U RUIN THE ENVIRONMENT? https://t.co/Kq2WNimpHO

Friday, July 24, 2020 12:50:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Welp, guess they'll die https://t.co/lpXSUrcMu9

Friday, July 24, 2020 12:41:29 PM from Twitter Web App

I need goddamn New York pizza rn

Friday, July 24, 2020 12:51:42 AM from Twitter for Android

Did they arrest the cops who killed Breona Taylor yet?

Thursday, July 23, 2020 11:39:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Good, I hope they reveal dirt on Trump so he can get the death penalty

https://t.co/mMQlPNuNLp

Thursday, July 23, 2020 06:40:52 PM from Twitter for Android

6pm and i'm helping a manager push a one line change to a git repo which takes 25 seconds and it's been 20 mins already and i want to die

Thursday, July 23, 2020 06:22:42 PM from Twitter Web App