You guys like my new terminal background? I can't wait to share my screen on Zoom at work https://t.co/eCE4kL7v2G

Thursday, August 20, 2020 10:05:57 PM from Twitter Web App

@realDonaldTrump @senatemajldr Because you're down in the polls and trying to use the pandemic to your advantage and rig the election you piece of shit asshole

In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet

Wednesday, August 19, 2020 03:10:21 PM from Twitter Web App

Put everyone in Columbus on suicide watch. Jackets eliminated and no OSU football this year

#cancel2020

Wednesday, August 19, 2020 03:08:07 PM from Twitter Web App

I hear Belarus is having rigged election issues and protests. Thought that only happens in "shithole countries" (Trump quote)

Oh wait, the US is one of those too

Wednesday, August 19, 2020 07:34:20 AM from Twitter for Android

@nypost Who gives a shit. Trump is an actual psychopath and also grabs women by the pussy

In reply to @nypost's tweet

Monday, August 17, 2020 11:38:02 PM from Twitter for Android

Stop ruining the environment you fucking pieces of shit @Interior @realDonaldTrump.

We don't need more oil. Demand is down due to a horse-shit mismanaged pandemic.

https://t.co/Gk0qTY00xZ

Monday, August 17, 2020 01:02:29 PM from Twitter Web App

@RMerlinDev Question.... Does ASUS provide you unreleased SDKs? If I look at their official changelog, does this mean if you use the latest Merlin build on an AX88U, we're only getting binaries from 5/14? https://t.co/dxY7AM2vfS

In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet

Monday, August 17, 2020 12:55:12 PM from Twitter Web App

@RMerlinDev I completely get that it takes time and testing to integrate their GPL into the Merlin builds... So in theory, their two latest releases are not yet integrated?

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, August 17, 2020 12:57:29 PM from Twitter Web App

@Nintendad88 Hahaha. Yeah Ls are tough so she says clocks like that, but that's understandable.

But she also knows what boobies are too so I think she does it on purpose because before that, blueberries were "bloobs"

In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet

Monday, August 17, 2020 09:13:13 AM from Twitter for Android

My daughter calls blueberries boobies and I'm out of idea on how to correct her.

Monday, August 17, 2020 08:28:09 AM from Twitter for Android

Ok so I just started watching Selling Sunset and riddle me this... Why do all these LA biddies have the same kind of gross rat dogs?

Sunday, August 16, 2020 11:08:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Mitch McConnell has a droopy puss face and looks like a fucked up turtle

Saturday, August 15, 2020 09:27:31 AM from Twitter for Android

BUT HILLARY'S EMAILS THO

https://t.co/XvmgG3Dl0D

Friday, August 14, 2020 01:23:14 PM from Twitter Web App

These motherfuckers said they'd undo my 10% pay cut, but instead sent me a $25 Amazon gift card for my hard work

10 years of service. $25 gift card.

https://t.co/JSsw28MRhE

Thursday, August 13, 2020 09:30:53 PM from Twitter Web App

I need a Marauder's Map of my neighborhood so I can avoid all the Karens on my walks.

Literally two Karens who never shut the fuck up.

Thursday, August 13, 2020 07:03:57 PM from Twitter for Android