RT @nachosarah: instead of calling it america we should call it the land of the fucking idiots
Tuesday, November 03, 2020 11:28:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Hey look, this decrepit turtle was reelected for the 7th time. People in Kentucky are braindead
https://t.co/B88QHdJet6
Tuesday, November 03, 2020 09:56:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Eddie Vedder and Beyoncé doing Redemption Song at Global Citizen Festival 2015. Was there. Unbelievable.
https://t.co/bjdmqMlKC8
Tuesday, November 03, 2020 04:25:07 PM from Twitter for Android
Why am I getting this ad? I'm not a junkie and I poop a lot. Jeez https://t.co/RI9bAAaaRW
Tuesday, November 03, 2020 12:45:03 AM from Twitter for Android
it's 4PM. It used to be 5PM at this time a couple days ago, so I can crack a beer right now, right?
UK is locking down. Look at them taking away everyone's freedoms from a fake China virus that was invented by liberal hippies and Antifa to sabotage @realDonaldTrump's reelection.
https://t.co/dsGX7SknZh
(satire tweet, you idiots)
I can't wait until Civil War II starts tomorrow!
@realDonaldTrump Christ Almighty. This election needs to end already. You're spreading the virus with these rallies you fucking jaggoff. Fuck outta hea
Sunday, November 01, 2020 02:39:27 PM from Twitter for Android
My dog is very selective with where she takes her shits. It's always near Trump signs. She's a genius
Friday, October 30, 2020 09:57:24 PM from Twitter for Android
@mustang_sarah @dougbies No one uses it pretty much anywhere except for a niche group of early adopters (some of my tech startup friends)
I only use it to track where I've been, and Google does this automatically. The coins feature is useless. I bet Swarm will shut down at some point
TIL that American Hi Fi's song Flavor of the Weak is WEAK, not week and my mind is blown @Nintendad88 https://t.co/yrKk2O9D6j
My job makes me so fucking miserable. I spent a 4 day weekend solo with my daughter last weekend, didn't check in once and was happy as a clam. Called out yesterday - happy.
Came back today and I want to punch everyone in the goddamn face.
I just took a 45 minute walk and forgot my Fitbit on the charger and now it looks like I'm jagging it because I'm shaking my wrist to make up for the missed steps
Wednesday, October 28, 2020 09:00:45 PM from Twitter for Android
No shit. They are MORONS for not using USB-C @Apple
https://t.co/weMlzGQ7mj
Wednesday, October 28, 2020 05:01:26 PM from Twitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump how's the stock market doing today, cuntface?
https://t.co/1Z27l9hEdq
Wednesday, October 28, 2020 04:57:42 PM from Twitter for Android