Germany is all like "fuck your shitty assed country, y'all ain't world leaders, you're idiots." And I agree.

https://t.co/QEThiydrcz

Saturday, June 27, 2020 05:05:27 PM from Twitter for Android

See, in Germany, you don't have redneck hicks that fly swastika flags... But in the Confederate states, they still fly that flag. Nation didn't even last 4 years, what the fuck.

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Saturday, June 27, 2020 05:09:13 PM from Twitter for Android

PS remember back in college when I burned a Confederate flag? I was ahead of our time.

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Saturday, June 27, 2020 05:10:04 PM from Twitter for Android

GET THE ACTUAL FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS HORSE SHIT BILL. YOU CANNOT ALLOW BACKDOORS INTO ENCRYPTION, PERIOD. IT WILL BE MISUSED. @LindseyGrahamSC @TomCottonAR @MarshaBlackburn

https://t.co/JURjBqnds3.

Friday, June 26, 2020 03:21:43 PM from Twitter Web App

@realDonaldTrump You are a doofus that is out of touch with reality.

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Friday, June 26, 2020 07:37:47 AM from Twitter for Android

When you paste error logs into Slack without making them block text, and your org has an emoji for 40s LOL https://t.co/vd24lWam9y

Thursday, June 25, 2020 12:50:46 PM from Twitter Web App

@3M Maybe the next generation will not pollute our planet with perfluorinated chemicals

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Wednesday, June 24, 2020 11:01:14 PM from Twitter for Android

I fucking HATE the useless @EPA, @EPAwater and cocksucking, coal lobbying, Trump sucking, corrupt @EPAAWheeler. A cancer to the nation.

These extremist, polluting, reckless, IGNORANT policies are KILLING Americans in the name of greed and corruption

https://t.co/uyPv5tpIMP

Wednesday, June 24, 2020 10:53:24 PM from Twitter for Android

@LyndaBennettNC @realDonaldTrump Endorsed by a moron and defeated.

👋 Bye

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Wednesday, June 24, 2020 10:20:34 AM from Twitter for Android

@AjitPaiFCC @FCC @SenateCommerce You still have that dumbass Reese's mug, you corporate shill?

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Tuesday, June 23, 2020 10:32:44 PM from Twitter Web App

@Brain_Gravy1 @ColumbusGov No one cares if you get Covid, but you should wear one to avoid killing others

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Tuesday, June 23, 2020 03:04:02 PM from Twitter Web App

This chick has a huge rack, so listen up https://t.co/NZFo0o5GGB

Tuesday, June 23, 2020 03:01:55 PM from Twitter Web App

I mean... I love science and shit, but I think we could find a better use for $23 billion dollars other than a 62 mile tube to smash particles together. On the plus side, maybe they'll end the world

https://t.co/ljBwrolgVp

Monday, June 22, 2020 04:11:54 PM from Twitter Web App

@mustang_sarah @USPS The United States is a garbage country

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Monday, June 22, 2020 03:59:50 PM from Twitter Web App

This weekend, I was told by someone that they don't care if I die of Covid and that I'm such a miserable, unlikable person that I'm going to die alone

Monday, June 22, 2020 08:26:58 AM from Twitter for Android

@JJFromTheBronx @NkirbyNYY I knew he's been gone, but seeing this tweet just jolted me

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Friday, June 19, 2020 02:44:17 PM from Twitter Web App

@Android @madebygoogle I demand to know why Android Auto is a perpetually buggy piece of crap. Why can't you all get it stable? It's been unreliable for years. Apple CarPlay just works. I'd prefer to use Android, but it is borderline unusable.

https://t.co/hBl80qkLR7

Friday, June 19, 2020 11:23:27 AM from Twitter for Android