I just searched our company slack for Jesus Christ, and it was me complaining about shit 45 times

Monday, July 06, 2020 02:14:02 PM from Twitter Web App

@SteveFDA:

"I'm not going to get into who is right and who is wrong. What I'll say is that we have data in the White House task force. Those data show us that this is a serious problem."

BUT YOU CANT TELL TRUMP IT'S NOT 99% HARMLESS YOU IDIOT

Sunday, July 05, 2020 09:52:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Man, Smash Mouth just came on. The 90s were a great time. I was in elementary school, our president was getting BJs in the Oval Office... Simpler times.

Sunday, July 05, 2020 12:05:12 AM from Twitter for Android

Jesus would wear a face mask 😷

Friday, July 03, 2020 11:56:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus wouldn't hate on players like Trump does. Fuckssake. Be more like Jesus.

Friday, July 03, 2020 11:52:24 PM from Twitter for Android

I love trees 🌳🌲🌳🌲🌴🍁

Friday, July 03, 2020 11:49:21 PM from Twitter for Android

I just looked in the mirror and holy shit, I look like a fucking douchebag

Friday, July 03, 2020 06:12:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Man. It's rough out there. I should take up drinking again

Friday, July 03, 2020 05:59:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Check this Unsolved Mysteries Netflix reboot episode... Based on the date, I'd just say they were all on acid and the UFO was in their minds https://t.co/bTwb3mPGUS

Wednesday, July 01, 2020 11:05:05 PM from Twitter for Android

@RMerlinDev From your experience, which Asus AX model do they seem to update the most? I'm looking for the AX equivalent to the AC68U. I want the best possible AX model that you think will be supported for a long time.

(I was burned by their awful support for the AC-87U)

Wednesday, July 01, 2020 02:15:23 PM from Twitter Web App

Good. The shit year's half over. Might be shit for the next couple of years, but it'll all work out in the end

Wednesday, July 01, 2020 01:18:18 AM from Twitter Web App

Love the new heatmap in @googlephotos but the map is ENRAGING to scroll through. Super glitchy

Tuesday, June 30, 2020 10:13:04 AM from Twitter for Android

You guys... There's something wrong with Chapmans' penis! https://t.co/PaommgdttN

Sunday, June 28, 2020 08:49:41 PM from Twitter for Android

See, in Germany, you don't have redneck hicks that fly swastika flags... But in the Confederate states, they still fly that flag. Nation didn't even last 4 years, what the fuck.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, June 27, 2020 05:09:13 PM from Twitter for Android

PS remember back in college when I burned a Confederate flag? I was ahead of our time.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, June 27, 2020 05:10:04 PM from Twitter for Android