Who buys a complete dish set at the goddamn grocery store. Im trying to get out of here and they're individually wrapping each plate
Wednesday, October 28, 2020 03:00:50 PM from Twitter for Android
@__Really__ @JSScott64 @1stacyphillips @realDonaldTrump Trump reversed so many environmental protections (on the name of profits) and now more carcinogens are being released.
So yes, Trump is indirectly causing cancer
Wednesday, October 28, 2020 12:21:40 AM from Twitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're an asshole
RT @nachosarah: there are too many old dumb people on tv and not enough titties
I always have to rewrite this asshole's code. Guy comes in after me, writes shit code, they think he's Jesus Christ, and I'm always cleaning up his goddamn mess
My shuffle playlist is really out there. Went from Tool to Havana
Sunday, October 25, 2020 08:02:14 PM from Twitter for Android
Voting in this country is very similar to the Black Lives Matter movement. All votes matter, but in some states votes matter more. For example if you're voting Republican in NY or CA, your vote does not matter. All votes are not equal!
The Electoral College is silly
Sunday, October 25, 2020 03:20:57 PM from Twitter for Android
I very excite to watch @BoratSagdiyev's subsequent moviefilm tonight. High five!
Friday, October 23, 2020 08:06:43 PM from Twitter for Android
This pandemic has caused me to build a tolerance to every drug ever invented
Thursday, October 22, 2020 02:01:10 PM from Twitter for Android
@FitbitSupport my Versa somehow got itself into night mode. There is a moon icon and I cannot change settings. How do I turn this off? Yes, I rebooted it
Thursday, October 22, 2020 11:11:00 AM from Twitter for Android
Hey @realDonaldTrump: eat a dick https://t.co/2ph6dggmKx
Wednesday, October 21, 2020 09:31:41 AM from Twitter Web App
Just did a rude sneaker squeak about face and ran the other way because some dumb bitch at walmart coughed straight into the air with her mask down.
Idgaf
Tuesday, October 20, 2020 09:48:10 PM from Twitter for Android
Enough! @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/9VKVI9phGZ
@JJFromTheBronx Guy's a fuckin wacko. IDK how anyone believes a word he says