Ya know... I was going to stop complaining on here but when the director of QA schedules an 8am meeting for the first day back after a three day weekend, he can go eat a rotting dick.

Monday, May 25, 2020 09:27:08 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't even get in until 9. And this asshole scheduled it over the weekend. Jagoff

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Monday, May 25, 2020 09:27:59 PM from Twitter for Android

The guy sucks at his job and is what the French call Les Incompétent

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Monday, May 25, 2020 09:29:03 PM from Twitter for Android

This is a guy who has a human run a manual test against each server during production deployments. Once we get that automated, he'll have to go eat a dick instead

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Monday, May 25, 2020 09:29:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Be right back

Saturday, May 23, 2020 01:57:26 AM from Twitter for Android

Naval Ravikant (@naval) blocked me on Twitter

Saturday, May 23, 2020 01:32:18 AM from Twitter Web App

I didn't look at the username I was messing with. I was flat out just being an asshole. Welp, this is my parody Twitter anyway.

But I should reevaluate my life

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Saturday, May 23, 2020 01:43:07 AM from Twitter Web App

@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/Af5i7gEvCI

Friday, May 22, 2020 09:03:06 PM from Twitter for Android

@WestmorelandCO lol at suing the crooked @epa (which is essentially a coal lobby). Go out of business. Coal kills.

Friday, May 22, 2020 09:00:25 PM from Twitter for Android

This is a fear mongering full of shit article @arstechnica. Yes, cases will spike after reopening, but the incubation period is longer than 4 days. Plus, the US testing capacity is ass.

https://t.co/eXIjBFveBs

Wednesday, May 20, 2020 11:34:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Today was a bad day

Wednesday, May 20, 2020 10:52:45 PM from Twitter for Android

@ColumbusGov Cool city, but never lived anywhere else with such shit weather. Since 2020 stated the sun's been out 8 times

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Wednesday, May 20, 2020 10:37:59 PM from Twitter for Android

I can't believe it's May 20th and I have the fucking heat on.

Piece of shit 2020

Wednesday, May 20, 2020 10:35:46 PM from Twitter for Android

AWS is fucking stupid. How is this the most popular cloud?

Maybe it's just me resistant to change, but the way roles work are infuriating.

Tuesday, May 19, 2020 09:54:32 AM from Twitter Web App

Gotta love getting bought out and the CTO demands we change clouds for no goddamn reason other than to change something

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Tuesday, May 19, 2020 09:55:07 AM from Twitter Web App

It's been monsooning for three hours...

Instead of sleeping, I'm monitoring all my pumps and shit because I have a clogged downspout. Never seen the pumps run so much...

Tuesday, May 19, 2020 12:35:50 AM from Twitter for Android

đź–•coal

https://t.co/y1XVF2Wc4D

Tuesday, May 19, 2020 12:02:48 AM from Twitter for Android

Is this a fucking joke?

https://t.co/mO4SfGFLdr

Monday, May 18, 2020 09:23:04 PM from Twitter for Android