Michael Kay just said he had a thick neck, as he was showing pictures of him & John Sterling from the 70s/80s (for the second day in a row, mind you) and I'm about to throw up a little bit in my mouth
Must me nice to be an ignorant, science-denying white racist. You can go around in public with automatic weapons and everything is completely fine. But God forbid you're Black and peacefully holding a BLM sign, you get maced, attacked, and/or killed https://t.co/9uAlRHEVsw
@Yankees call this dog up to the majors!
@MLB we need more bat dogs https://t.co/4EdGyFovFR
@ky9 @Dave_Jets It's a double edged sword...Smart people can screw over banks by reeping all of the rewards and paying on time to avoid interest...
People with poor money habits usually spend beyond their means and pay the 30% interest...
Dear Mr. Governing (@MikeDeWine)
Seriously dude, you did well at first with Acton - Ohio was a leader. Don't blow it. Do not listen to a goddamn thing moron @realDonaldTrump or @VP Pence says. https://t.co/PuOcmR6rkn
Lol autocorrect... *Governor
@abartlett @RiaJairam @AjitPaiFCC @IlyaSomin @reason Ajit is an asshole, corporate shill Trump puppet
Dewine was handling this tight, but rumor has it he was going to require masks statewide until Pence called him all like "come on man, don't fuck with Drumpf's reelection bid. Can't have a Republican sheep go against fuhrer"
No spine. https://t.co/W8uJ9nWBxh
People in my neighborhood are getting a little too chummy when I'm on walks. The stop and chats are out of control. Stay the fuck back, there's Covid rampant. https://t.co/PSXP7bX3Yi
Tip: be an asshole like Larry David
https://t.co/WCVk4BQlQg
Half the goddamn internet is down. Wh, it's 2020
Whoever created these ID ranges in this DB manually is an moron asshole. 54 rows in the table and the IDs go up to 100 million. I was batching through this by 100 and was wondering why it never finished https://t.co/8lilhPIffu
It's almost 2am and I'm watching a dude play a sitar live on Reddit and I really need to reevaluate my life
This sitar dude has an encased baby shark and allegedly it's his best friend, companion and he takes it everywhere...
But this sitar is so chill tho
It's named Reggie and he legit takes this shark into metal concert mosh pits.
I cannot make this shit up. I'm not that creative