Not that anyone's working during the plague, but let's just stop my complex scripts I'm focusing on to show a new engineer how to do basic shit in ansible
NBD. My shit can slip and I can look like an asshole while I train new people on basic shit like logging into shit
Great use of an Engineer III's salary... I'm a git instructor
We have the utmost buffoon leading this country into the shitter
Ok, I take back this ignorant tweet. It's actually serious.
And it was North Korea's Christmas gift. https://t.co/XZcsTiZQsQ
Thursday, March 12, 2020 07:44:14 AM from Twitter for Android
It's just a simulation... It's just a simulation...
Wednesday, March 11, 2020 11:43:24 PM from Twitter for Android
I had enough of this shit
Wednesday, March 11, 2020 10:35:23 PM from Twitter for Android
News: "Don't panic about coronavirus"
But literally it's the only thing to they talk about
Wednesday, March 11, 2020 07:10:51 AM from Twitter for Android
Is this shit satire, or serious? If it's true, I'm'a live to be a million! Going to have to disagree with it though. Being an asshole sucks
https://t.co/pCOUWRh5xu
Yo Jack FM has a random ass dope mix going on rn ... Third Eye Blind then Charlie Daniels Band
Tuesday, March 10, 2020 10:44:17 PM from Twitter for Android
My company is forcing us to download an app to send our location to them at all times because of the Corona virus and THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES
This isn't an ebola outbreak.
There's all these amazingly qualified Democrats, including women, and we end up with these two old farts who'd likely die of coronavirus if they got it https://t.co/CqT3MlXpFd
@CNN touche. you do that on purpose 🤣
RT @nachosarah: BREAKING: the country
Dafuq @madebygoogle @rosterloh
Do not botch the Pixel 5 pls.
https://t.co/QuanInCgDo
Saturday, March 07, 2020 07:35:22 PM from Twitter for Android
hey @FlatEarthOrg, if the Earth is flat, how is it that this plane is flying straight up into space?
Saturday, March 07, 2020 03:44:57 PM from Twitter for Android