My HOA is a piece of shit and just banned social justice yard signs. So I just put it in my window instead. Fuck you guys. It's not my yard

Monday, July 13, 2020 06:53:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Obviously all the Trump supporter racists complained that I think Black lives matter

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, July 13, 2020 07:17:44 PM from Twitter for Android

I'll make sure to wait and do my first non-violent crime in my 70s so my old white ass can get away with whatever the fuck I want.

The system is broken. Cancel America. https://t.co/NQJBYtpNVI

Sunday, July 12, 2020 04:41:42 PM from Twitter for Android

@tedcruz You're a weiner face

In reply to @tedcruz's tweet

Sunday, July 12, 2020 09:32:13 AM from Twitter for Android

99% harmless https://t.co/Qk5MPEQ2s4

Saturday, July 11, 2020 10:13:39 PM from Twitter for Android

@TTuberville @realDonaldTrump Breaking: you're an idiot

In reply to @TTuberville's tweet

Saturday, July 11, 2020 11:00:37 AM from Twitter for Android

Over the next week, I'll be walking my neighborhood and jotting down the addresses of houses with Trump signs so I know who all the idiots are

Saturday, July 11, 2020 09:44:23 AM from Twitter for Android

This is very bad advice. So you want me to invest now and then wait for the crash? Invest after the crash.... @themotleyfool https://t.co/FYsL3rUVBJ

Friday, July 10, 2020 10:32:28 PM from Twitter for Android

@realDonaldTrump You're an asshole

In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet

Thursday, July 09, 2020 12:58:26 PM from Twitter Web App

My Middle School 2000-2002 hip hop + R&B fire jams playlist is 🔥🔥🔥. Prove me wrong.

https://t.co/1cWocF5u93

Wednesday, July 08, 2020 10:17:37 AM from Twitter Web App

99% harmless you brain-dead fucking moron @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/D9BRfC9ZOh

Monday, July 06, 2020 02:24:04 PM from Twitter Web App

I just searched our company slack for Jesus Christ, and it was me complaining about shit 45 times

Monday, July 06, 2020 02:14:02 PM from Twitter Web App

@SteveFDA:

"I'm not going to get into who is right and who is wrong. What I'll say is that we have data in the White House task force. Those data show us that this is a serious problem."

BUT YOU CANT TELL TRUMP IT'S NOT 99% HARMLESS YOU IDIOT

Sunday, July 05, 2020 09:52:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Man, Smash Mouth just came on. The 90s were a great time. I was in elementary school, our president was getting BJs in the Oval Office... Simpler times.

Sunday, July 05, 2020 12:05:12 AM from Twitter for Android

Jesus would wear a face mask 😷

Friday, July 03, 2020 11:56:00 PM from Twitter for Android