Not that anyone's working during the plague, but let's just stop my complex scripts I'm focusing on to show a new engineer how to do basic shit in ansible

NBD. My shit can slip and I can look like an asshole while I train new people on basic shit like logging into shit

Thursday, March 12, 2020 02:03:12 PM from Twitter Web App

Great use of an Engineer III's salary... I'm a git instructor

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, March 12, 2020 02:03:34 PM from Twitter Web App

We have the utmost buffoon leading this country into the shitter

Thursday, March 12, 2020 01:43:31 PM from Twitter Web App

Ok, I take back this ignorant tweet. It's actually serious.

And it was North Korea's Christmas gift. https://t.co/XZcsTiZQsQ

Thursday, March 12, 2020 07:44:14 AM from Twitter for Android

It's just a simulation... It's just a simulation...

Wednesday, March 11, 2020 11:43:24 PM from Twitter for Android

I had enough of this shit

Wednesday, March 11, 2020 10:35:23 PM from Twitter for Android

News: "Don't panic about coronavirus"

But literally it's the only thing to they talk about

Wednesday, March 11, 2020 07:10:51 AM from Twitter for Android

Is this shit satire, or serious? If it's true, I'm'a live to be a million! Going to have to disagree with it though. Being an asshole sucks

https://t.co/pCOUWRh5xu

Wednesday, March 11, 2020 12:39:51 AM from Twitter Web App

Yo Jack FM has a random ass dope mix going on rn ... Third Eye Blind then Charlie Daniels Band

Tuesday, March 10, 2020 10:44:17 PM from Twitter for Android

My company is forcing us to download an app to send our location to them at all times because of the Corona virus and THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES

This isn't an ebola outbreak.

Tuesday, March 10, 2020 03:49:25 PM from Twitter Web App

There's all these amazingly qualified Democrats, including women, and we end up with these two old farts who'd likely die of coronavirus if they got it https://t.co/CqT3MlXpFd

Tuesday, March 10, 2020 11:43:16 AM from Twitter Web App

@CNN touche. you do that on purpose 🤣

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, March 10, 2020 11:44:09 AM from Twitter Web App

RT @nachosarah: BREAKING: the country

Monday, March 09, 2020 03:25:53 PM from Twitter Web App

Dafuq @madebygoogle @rosterloh

Do not botch the Pixel 5 pls.

https://t.co/QuanInCgDo

Saturday, March 07, 2020 07:35:22 PM from Twitter for Android

hey @FlatEarthOrg, if the Earth is flat, how is it that this plane is flying straight up into space?

Saturday, March 07, 2020 03:44:57 PM from Twitter for Android