Grandma just referred to my kid as "Our baby"
For real though, why does all this crazy shit come from Asia? Earth: get your life together.
Invasive species (Asian longhorned beetle, stink bugs, murder hornets), corona viruses (SARS, Covid), tentacle porn... Christ Almighty.
So this is the first time I've heard of murder hornets...
Remember when I never knew what a coronavirus was back in Jan? Boy, how the world's changed. Wtf is next? https://t.co/GJzZ7MIxrG
It's been a good run, you guys!
How is this not corruption
https://t.co/crFiUSqWL8
Dumb bastard. Can't take advice from the experts...
https://t.co/98aBFwgbRz
I had to remove this riffraff from a dog poop station in my community. I mean, everyone's entitled to their opinions and Democrats are not perfect, but I can't get behind a "hamberger" eating, egomaniacal liar
Hillary's emails though. https://t.co/XtBJoAjeIH
Wednesday, April 29, 2020 07:09:47 PM from Twitter for Android
It never stops fucking raining
Wednesday, April 29, 2020 08:39:42 AM from Twitter for Android
Get a load of this asshole who has the entire driveway open but decides to block the sidewalk. This car has been here for months.
If my dog shits in your yard while I'm walking around your car, and I don't pick it up, it wasn't me https://t.co/YKwG10eAR0
@karens_nips @ColumbusHealth Do you have better information? Please share.
@ColumbusHealth Can you actually believe in today's days of advanced science and medicine, that the President of the United States of America suggests such ridiculous things? 🤔
It's the year 2020, and the fact that reputable news sites have a front page article telling people not to ingest cleaning supplies is just... I have no words.
Meanwhile on Fox News: "What the President actually meant was..."
@XtinaSchelin @henwoley @thehill Maybe he should do us all a favor and drink bleach
How about this guy! A Republican who is actually basing his decisions on science and not being blind follower of doofus Trump. Mad respect here @MikeDeWine https://t.co/9qjDKmZK7R
Thursday, April 23, 2020 11:09:49 PM from Twitter for Android
Don't know what a bar looks like anymore, you guys
Thursday, April 23, 2020 10:24:24 PM from Twitter for Android