@AjitPaiFCC @FCC I get 5 robo calls per day and you repealed net neutrality. You are bad at life
New @terminalBLGA is actually pretty nice, but but I don't understand why the men's room is huge and a mile long but only have three urinals and two sinks
Saturday, February 29, 2020 10:19:51 AM from Twitter for Android
Boarding in group 9 with all of the poors
Saturday, February 29, 2020 09:42:41 AM from Twitter for Android
Wow. These new R trains have RATCHET lighting. Totally harshing the mellow. I miss the old shit boxes that were dim @NYCTSubway
Thursday, February 27, 2020 09:49:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Searched for Imagine on @GooglePlayMusic and it's CRIMINAL that John Lennon isn't the first result https://t.co/YmtAWzTtQ3
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 07:54:00 AM from Twitter for Android
Crashing at my parents old ass house and they got new windows. Which is very convenient for me to open secretly at night without crazy noises, because, use your imagination...
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:35:45 AM from Twitter for Android
12:30AM and I'm hungover
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:30:40 AM from Twitter for Android
The #pixel4 has such a piece of shit battery that I killed it to 0 from 100% THREE times in one day. How is this possible in the year of our Lord 2020?
$1000 for this shit. @madebygoogle and @rosterloh should be fucking ashamed of themselves
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:23:16 AM from Twitter for Android
But it has radar to unlock it and can take a 5 minute star photo. REAL PRACTICAL you dumb shits. Battery dies three times in one day, but I can take a picture of stars. I love space. But get your priorities straight
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:25:54 AM from Twitter for Android
Do fucking better on the Pixel 5
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:26:30 AM from Twitter for Android
@VoteJenaPowell Trans people don't decide to be trans for the hell of it or to do better in sports than real girls. Who would voluntarily choose that burden and judgment? They have deep psychological battles to endure. Why put them through more stress and heartache. Let it be.
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:01:29 AM from Twitter for Android
@VoteJenaPowell This bill is sexist. If you're going to introduce this nonsense, why wouldn't you ban trans females to:males from men's sports too?
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:12:08 AM from Twitter for Android
Real hardoo conductor scanned my Metro North digital ticket. Usually they don't and just trust you.
Tuesday, February 25, 2020 10:05:02 PM from Twitter for Android
@MetroNorth You're aware there's a divot on the right southbound rail, towards the rear (north) at the Scarsdale station, right? Should get that fixed so it doesn't cause wear on the wheels. Sounds like a huge clunk when trains drive over it https://t.co/1jgsZBR8AS
Took my blood pressure twice at work today: 138/78 and 119/87 the second time... I'm going to do a little switcheroo and just say it's 119/78
Totally still counts, amirite?
Monday, February 24, 2020 06:45:04 PM from Twitter for Android