Humbug

Friday, May 08, 2020 01:02:22 PM from Twitter for Android

This construction guy dicking around with some utility thing in the middle of my town's most dangerous intersection didn't give a FUCK when the light turned green. Told cars to drive around him. Balls. https://t.co/L6Wz08BIAw

Wednesday, May 06, 2020 10:36:05 PM from Twitter for Android

The polar vortex that's dropped over the eastern half of the country can go fuck itself, the stupid bastard. Didn't drop down all winter, so I got no snow, but when I want spring weather, it decided to just hang around. Middle of fucking may and it's going to be below freezing.

Wednesday, May 06, 2020 05:33:28 PM from Twitter Web App

Was on your average work call. Text from wife: https://t.co/1X2LEcSKHa

Wednesday, May 06, 2020 05:11:14 PM from Twitter Web App

This guy told @realDonaldTrump
To eat a dick

‘Very difficult and emotional’: Pandemic expert leaves Trump administration https://t.co/JTgaRptx22

Wednesday, May 06, 2020 09:24:58 AM from Twitter for Android

ABOLISH the useless @EPA
@EPAwater - this organization does nothing to protect Americans and doesn't base their decisions on science. Rather, are swayed by lobbyists. Defund this waste of money now!

https://t.co/2b1GgRo411

Tuesday, May 05, 2020 07:17:55 AM from Twitter for Android

https://t.co/eD6ngt96dY

Monday, May 04, 2020 09:59:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Grandma just referred to my kid as "Our baby"

Monday, May 04, 2020 09:49:04 AM from Twitter for Android

For real though, why does all this crazy shit come from Asia? Earth: get your life together.

Invasive species (Asian longhorned beetle, stink bugs, murder hornets), corona viruses (SARS, Covid), tentacle porn... Christ Almighty.

Monday, May 04, 2020 07:55:46 AM from Twitter for Android

So this is the first time I've heard of murder hornets...

Remember when I never knew what a coronavirus was back in Jan? Boy, how the world's changed. Wtf is next? https://t.co/GJzZ7MIxrG

Sunday, May 03, 2020 11:28:16 PM from Twitter for Android

It's been a good run, you guys!

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Sunday, May 03, 2020 11:29:36 PM from Twitter for Android

How is this not corruption

https://t.co/crFiUSqWL8

Saturday, May 02, 2020 12:53:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Dumb bastard. Can't take advice from the experts...

https://t.co/98aBFwgbRz

Friday, May 01, 2020 11:13:40 PM from Twitter for Android

I had to remove this riffraff from a dog poop station in my community. I mean, everyone's entitled to their opinions and Democrats are not perfect, but I can't get behind a "hamberger" eating, egomaniacal liar

Hillary's emails though. https://t.co/XtBJoAjeIH

Wednesday, April 29, 2020 07:09:47 PM from Twitter for Android