LORD ALMIGHTY @MikeDeWine is a silly man who hates the environment. In bed with @firstenergycorp

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Wednesday, September 04, 2019 12:32:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

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Saturday, August 31, 2019 08:45:32 PM from Twitter for Android

See, this is the problem with weddings. I didn't even get to the reception yet and I broke the seal

Saturday, August 31, 2019 05:29:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Catholic wedding about to start. I think they're doing the full mass, you guys. I'm two beers in. Have to per before it even started. I'm in for it

Saturday, August 31, 2019 02:07:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Was able to duck out the side during the homily. Saved my ass for the rest of these two hours

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, August 31, 2019 02:36:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Android Auto and Waze are the two biggest piece of shit apps going. Do better fuckssake

Saturday, August 31, 2019 09:32:27 AM from Twitter for Android

@waze Android app doesn't work AT ALL on a fully updated Pixel 2. Says no connection, and quits. Uninstalled, reinstalled rebooted - no luck. My network is fine https://t.co/VYss5ovInn

Saturday, August 31, 2019 09:31:40 AM from Twitter for Android

Ok, looks like they had an outage. Happened to others

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, August 31, 2019 09:36:14 AM from Twitter for Android

Why is it that babies will sleep like a rock in your arms, but the second you transfer them to the crib, they go wiki wild

Friday, August 30, 2019 09:18:27 PM from Twitter for Android

The 80s we're an absurd time. What a wild time to be alive!

Wednesday, August 28, 2019 09:25:13 PM from Twitter for Android

@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump @AbeShinzo No one wants our fucking GMO, glyphosate infested corn, you idiots.

In reply to @WhiteHouse's tweet

Tuesday, August 27, 2019 12:55:13 PM from Twitter Web App

I'm at @CircleK_gl in Westerville, OH https://t.co/m8gDC0ljGw

Sunday, August 25, 2019 02:43:58 PM from Foursquare

Nice update, Android Auto you buggy piece of shit. Nice to know I'm driving through the goddamn fairgrounds https://t.co/pLIg4CkJKn

Saturday, August 24, 2019 06:36:56 PM from Twitter for Android

@EPA @realDonaldTrump @EPAAWheeler go fuck yourselves https://t.co/ONeD1RCyAW

Friday, August 23, 2019 11:16:57 PM from Twitter for Android

No kidding. The entire NY metro area breeds a bunch of fuckin assholes

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Thursday, August 22, 2019 12:27:37 PM from Twitter Web App