Guess they should go ahead and cancel that wall construction to pay for this https://t.co/MBPJN2iV0d
I didn't realize this virus had an assigned race. The fuck's wrong with people
Never cared for DeWine, but he basically told a judge to fuck off and canceled the election anyway. Guy's handling this 'rus like a boss.
State only has a couple confirmed cases and he's like "nah, out testing blows. 100mil have it. Shut all the shit down"
Not gonna lie, I kind of want to catch this virus now and isolate now so that I'm immune and can return o doing whatever the hell I want without worrying about getting it or infecting others
@SenBlumenthal @LindseyGrahamSC you two assholes trying to pass a bill to break encryption?
"good morning, I cleaned the clutter out of the kitchen nook. It was driving me nuts forever and looked terrible"
"FUCK YOU, YOU NEGATIVE COMPLAING ASSHOLE"
is a great start to my day and how all my days are.
Saturday, March 14, 2020 08:16:21 AM from Twitter for Android
And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all.
@VIZIO why isn't smartcast loading?
Thursday, March 12, 2020 10:11:29 PM from Twitter for Android
2020 was a piece of shit year from day 1. Literally had the shittiest start to the year and it's fucked more than ever now
Not that anyone's working during the plague, but let's just stop my complex scripts I'm focusing on to show a new engineer how to do basic shit in ansible
NBD. My shit can slip and I can look like an asshole while I train new people on basic shit like logging into shit
Great use of an Engineer III's salary... I'm a git instructor
We have the utmost buffoon leading this country into the shitter
Ok, I take back this ignorant tweet. It's actually serious.
And it was North Korea's Christmas gift. https://t.co/XZcsTiZQsQ
Thursday, March 12, 2020 07:44:14 AM from Twitter for Android
It's just a simulation... It's just a simulation...
Wednesday, March 11, 2020 11:43:24 PM from Twitter for Android