Disney just pulled it's huge dick out and put it's balls all over Netflix's face
Tuesday, November 12, 2019 09:08:14 PM from Twitter for Android
One of the devs' harddrives crashed and I spent 5 mins adding way to many Slack emojis to his team message https://t.co/kC2qais4k6
Pixar's Knick Knack cartoon short better be on @disneyplus because that's my jam
@disneyplus IT IS https://t.co/GLrmL2vcUD
Wednesday, November 13, 2019 01:31:02 PM from Twitter Web App
The walrus was Paul
If they're going to park the goddamn train between stations, it should be legal for me to hit up this guy's weed vape.
Monday, November 11, 2019 06:23:52 PM from Twitter for Android
The MTA is a garbage organization
Monday, November 11, 2019 06:14:13 PM from Twitter for Android
What train traffic? Half these motherfuckers are off for Veteran's Day. Trains are empty. Move already!
Monday, November 11, 2019 06:13:22 PM from Twitter for Android
Trump's gonna tweet about how there's no global warming. Ya know, because it gets abnormally cold for a couple days but then it's 50 all winter. https://t.co/kTehB0td0o
Monday, November 11, 2019 04:13:57 PM from Twitter Web Client
What kind of asshole pays money for this shit. Take this goddamn sign down. #loveislove
Keep your shitty opinions to yourself. I don't care who gets married to who. https://t.co/1ebGeKpyLB
Sunday, November 10, 2019 04:41:56 PM from Twitter for Android
I just took a piss on a conference call and my headset wasn't muted
Thursday, November 07, 2019 11:50:55 AM from Twitter Web App
@RubinReport @AjitPaiFCC SPECTRUM HAS A MONOPOLY AND IT'S $70/MONTH FOR 100/10 SERVICE. THE US HAS THE SLOWEST BROADBAND AMONG DEVELOPED NATIONS. THIS IS TOO EXPENSIVE AND THERE IS LIMITED CHOICE.
TRUMP STINKS
AJIT PAI STINKS
Tuesday, November 05, 2019 08:22:52 PM from Twitter for Android
The EPA is pro-cancer, because that's what this policy will give people.
Shameful.
https://t.co/zCvKuTuh85
Monday, November 04, 2019 06:17:07 PM from Twitter for Android