My mom just sent me a bitmoji of her lounging on an eggplant, wishing me a Happy Columbus Day.
IDK what's more appalling... Her sending me a picture of her animated character on an emoji dick; or celebrating the raping and murdering of indigenous Caribbean peoples
Why do Italian peeps celebrate an Italian dude, sailing for Spain, discovering the island of HISPANOLA (Haiti & the DR)...
"Eheyyyy. A fellow paisan discovered America"
Paxton STINKS
@ewarren Who is going to pay for this?
Some pair of balls trying to socially engineer dumb people into getting useless push notifications from "Bob's WordPress blog" @onesignal
Maybe we chose to decline initially on purpose. https://t.co/UnPaLDtH7N
Wednesday, October 09, 2019 11:43:01 PM from Twitter for Android
Severino pitching out of that jam got me all like https://t.co/H1YrxisldW
Monday, October 07, 2019 09:38:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Liam Neeson fucking people up who hurt his family... Sounds about right https://t.co/Jfl3fcqaXk
Saturday, October 05, 2019 11:02:26 PM from Twitter for Android
Bullshit. This pipsqueak motherfucker can't be more than 5' 1" https://t.co/Uh5bwNO964
Saturday, October 05, 2019 08:04:25 PM from Twitter for Android
You ever see this guy interview a mlb player? Guy is underground.
Not that I'm the tallest person, but it's pretty laughable
Saturday, October 05, 2019 08:06:15 PM from Twitter for Android
This bitch is the worst of the worst. https://t.co/CtEAryb6M9
Friday, October 04, 2019 11:40:21 PM from Twitter for Android
I just spoke about the Juno spacecraft for 5 minutes straight. Mal wants me tested for Asperger's
Thursday, October 03, 2019 10:09:42 PM from Twitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC @FCC You're an asshole
Wednesday, October 02, 2019 01:11:45 PM from Twitter for Android
@TeamYouTube Sent one earlier! Thx
Wednesday, October 02, 2019 01:11:08 PM from Twitter for Android
@youtubemusic Why is the Queens of the Stone Age Album "...Like Clockwork" missing? It's available on @GooglePlayMusic
Wednesday, October 02, 2019 11:51:31 AM from Twitter Web App