Thanks Delta. I booked a poor person basic economy ticket and somehow ended up in Comfort+

Friday, August 09, 2019 10:53:37 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm watching Queer Eye and that older dude who lost his dog just adopted a new one from the shelter. Annnd I'm bawling

Wednesday, August 07, 2019 09:39:08 PM from Twitter for Android

This Nest is a gimmicky piece of shit product. Doesn't even maintain the setpoint. Why did it ever let it get to 73 and not call for AC when the setpoint is 72? Their support STINKS. Entry level a crap. https://t.co/Oageccv4YA

Wednesday, August 07, 2019 02:57:50 AM from Twitter for Android

Abysmal home/away detection... Always says I'm home when I'm not...

Weird crap all the time.

Rick Osterloh needs to come in a kick everyone at nest labs in the ass and make this shit better

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Wednesday, August 07, 2019 03:06:22 AM from Twitter for Android

The fucking @EPA is a pro cancer organization. All these policies are making people ill.
https://t.co/lo0dwI1xe1

Wednesday, July 31, 2019 11:32:16 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm working with a dev who's a braindead simpleton. I sent him a wiki explaining clearly wtf was going on and this is the third day in a row the dude has no clue

Monday, July 29, 2019 02:57:13 PM from Twitter Web App

@EPA Andrew Wheeler is a fucking disgrace. Anyone who voted not to ban this shit should have it sprayed on their children and see what happens. Maybe it'll eliminate idiots from the gene pool.

https://t.co/jHVj72PA6M

Sunday, July 21, 2019 02:47:06 PM from Twitter for Android

@ConEdison is garbage and @andrewcuomo should kick them the fuck out of NY. Sky high electric rates and they can't keep the power on.

Also @realDonaldTrump and @GOP:
Stop ignoring global warming you fucking cunts
https://t.co/LKqSKAHLuw

Sunday, July 21, 2019 02:18:41 AM from Twitter for Android

MY GUYS ARE FUCKING SAVAGES IN THE FUCKING BOX https://t.co/E4qwsBm7vE

Sunday, July 21, 2019 01:32:35 AM from Twitter for Android

Who gives two shits about a goddamn bezel? Notches are idiotic, speaker bumps are idiotic, and that rounded corners shit Samsung does is idiotic.

https://t.co/203LK8xPNi

Sunday, July 21, 2019 01:31:26 AM from Twitter for Android

🖕coal
https://t.co/uQ4KfVNypp

Friday, July 19, 2019 11:43:34 AM from Twitter for Android

Dumb bastards @EPA

https://t.co/u0A6mAjTBY

Thursday, July 18, 2019 10:27:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Christ Almighty, this woman's face is a gosh dang horror movie. https://t.co/eoYQWp3y2t

Tuesday, July 16, 2019 11:59:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Ugh. Silly autocorrect... *French

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, July 13, 2019 03:20:21 AM from Twitter for Android

I'll turn this thing around
I'll turn it upside down
I'll turn it into sounds to sing

Saturday, July 13, 2019 03:18:25 AM from Twitter for Android