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Thursday, September 12, 2019 10:52:26 PM from Twitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Hello! This is the subreddit. It's private, but it's also inactive: https://t.co/IJIBe4DaSo
Thursday, September 12, 2019 08:04:51 AM from Twitter for Android
@instagram Why can't I select text on Android 10? It's broken.
Wednesday, September 11, 2019 04:53:59 PM from Twitter for Android
@RockNationRadio I find it hysterical that TOOL is at the top of the pop charts https://t.co/ligKo0cnj1
Tuesday, September 10, 2019 11:41:32 AM from Twitter for Android
🙄 @realDonaldTrump is a goddamn narcicistic mental patient. He looks better under incandescent bulbs so let's push for 1800s lightbulb tech over modern efficient bulbs. SMH
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Tuesday, September 10, 2019 11:38:54 AM from Twitter for Android
Tool's new album is perfect "I'm gonna punch all you motherfuckers in the face on this shitty subway" music
Tuesday, September 10, 2019 08:27:47 AM from Twitter for Android
It's a wonder I'm alive. IDK how I made it. My parents are borderline clueless about what to do with babies
Tuesday, September 10, 2019 03:02:24 AM from Twitter for Android
You could just walk to a grocery store at 11pm. New York City is wild
Sunday, September 08, 2019 10:48:29 PM from Twitter for Android
IDK wtf @Android was thinking with this BS Android 10 gesture navigation. The swipe right/left from edge is cool EXCEPT when you need to do that inside apps and you go back by mistake. Yes, they have a sensitivity tuner, but this is absurd. It needs to just work
Saturday, September 07, 2019 09:04:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Fucking Apple. Thinks they're hot shit removing the fingerprint scanner. Then Google decided to copy this idiot idea. Then they're going to add it back? Fuckers.
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Thursday, September 05, 2019 08:19:27 AM from Twitter for Android
LORD ALMIGHTY @MikeDeWine is a silly man who hates the environment. In bed with @firstenergycorp
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Wednesday, September 04, 2019 12:32:46 PM from Twitter Web Client
See, this is the problem with weddings. I didn't even get to the reception yet and I broke the seal
Saturday, August 31, 2019 05:29:18 PM from Twitter for Android
Catholic wedding about to start. I think they're doing the full mass, you guys. I'm two beers in. Have to per before it even started. I'm in for it
Saturday, August 31, 2019 02:07:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Was able to duck out the side during the homily. Saved my ass for the rest of these two hours
Saturday, August 31, 2019 02:36:37 PM from Twitter for Android