Heartrate* I can spell

Monday, February 25, 2019 05:02:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Cue the conspiracy theories! 100000% spying going on. Dark magic. What's the over/under they are recording my mic and doing AI on the fly. There's no other way I can be having a human conversation, with my phone present and then seeing ads based on my conversation!

Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:47:06 AM from Twitter for Android

This should he illegal! Punishable by death! This is SO creepy. I never even heard of this ad network. How the hell did they do that? For serious?

Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:48:08 AM from Twitter for Android

Actually, I PROMISE I never searched for this thing ever... So why am I getting ads on it? Where's my tin foil hat? BRB, I'm quitting all technology and living off the grid in the middle of nowhere, New Hampshire.

Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:51:05 AM from Twitter for Android

The man is listening

Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:51:40 AM from Twitter for Android

For real though. My battery has been dying super quickly recently. They're lying to you that batteries degrade over time. Real reason it's dying quickly is because the mic is active 100% of the time and it's doing AI to profile us and show targeted ads.

Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:54:11 AM from Twitter for Android

They know I do not agree with the establishment and are spying on me.

Sunday, February 24, 2019 01:03:08 AM from Twitter for Android

There's an Alexa, Google Home and my TV remote has a mic that you allegedly activate, that reports to Bixby.

These are spies. For the Russians! The government!

Sunday, February 24, 2019 01:07:06 AM from Twitter for Android