This guy should get the death penalty for this.
https://t.co/3QuFdnDtAm
Suicide attempt:
https://t.co/ICW7yWol2Q
PS - not to be an asshole, but kind of to be an asshole: how hard could it be to kill yourself on train tracks? If the train runs over your neck, you're dead. Imagine trying to die and you end up paralyzed the rest of your life? Yeesh.
1:41AM on Sunday morning and the MTA answered my facetious tweet. Not only did I call them a bunch of assholes but they told me they were hiring! What an organization!
BTW - How much overtime is that social networking marketing person making? https://t.co/rrqxZVX315
You assholes hiring? @MTA @NYCTSubway @MetroNorth
https://t.co/Zq2xDZ9tii
American Airlines STINKS
LaGuardia is the biggest shithole airport on the entire planet. Epic rant incoming...
My gate was D9F... There is a door for gates D9A-G with no waiting area. 7 gates in one! No seats! They call you by city name and you walk down to another room that reeks off jet fuel
Then they scan your tickets and load you onto a packed bus, jammed ass to dick in there. Bus drives to the tarmac where the plane is.
¿LOLWUT?
This is so New York Shitty. MTA guy literally had to shit and couldn't find a clean shitter so a handful of lines got delayed during rush hour. #prayfornyc https://t.co/yFySbHYT9x
There's a lab/golden mutt at this train station and I miss my Luna
Wednesday, May 15, 2019 08:18:26 PM from Twitter for Android
@NYCTSubway @MetroNorth Not the subway. Most of the Metro North tracks on the east side of GCT (16-20). It doesn't appear dirtier than normal. It just has a generic smell of garbage. For the past few days.
Wednesday, May 15, 2019 08:07:55 PM from Twitter for Android
Someone at @mta @MetroNorth care to explain to me why all the Grand Central tracks smell like hot festering, decomposing garbage dumpsters? Goddamn cess pool in here. An embarrassment.
This city is filthy af.
Wednesday, May 15, 2019 08:00:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Is it too early to hit up the work keg? No one else is
Decrepit: of the crypt