Android Auto and Waze are the two biggest piece of shit apps going. Do better fuckssake

Saturday, August 31, 2019 09:32:27 AM from Twitter for Android

@waze Android app doesn't work AT ALL on a fully updated Pixel 2. Says no connection, and quits. Uninstalled, reinstalled rebooted - no luck. My network is fine https://t.co/VYss5ovInn

Saturday, August 31, 2019 09:31:40 AM from Twitter for Android

Ok, looks like they had an outage. Happened to others

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, August 31, 2019 09:36:14 AM from Twitter for Android

Why is it that babies will sleep like a rock in your arms, but the second you transfer them to the crib, they go wiki wild

Friday, August 30, 2019 09:18:27 PM from Twitter for Android

The 80s we're an absurd time. What a wild time to be alive!

Wednesday, August 28, 2019 09:25:13 PM from Twitter for Android

@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump @AbeShinzo No one wants our fucking GMO, glyphosate infested corn, you idiots.

In reply to @WhiteHouse's tweet

Tuesday, August 27, 2019 12:55:13 PM from Twitter Web App

I'm at @CircleK_gl in Westerville, OH https://t.co/m8gDC0ljGw

Sunday, August 25, 2019 02:43:58 PM from Foursquare

Nice update, Android Auto you buggy piece of shit. Nice to know I'm driving through the goddamn fairgrounds https://t.co/pLIg4CkJKn

Saturday, August 24, 2019 06:36:56 PM from Twitter for Android

@EPA @realDonaldTrump @EPAAWheeler go fuck yourselves https://t.co/ONeD1RCyAW

Friday, August 23, 2019 11:16:57 PM from Twitter for Android

No kidding. The entire NY metro area breeds a bunch of fuckin assholes

https://t.co/uoFjPaQW32

Thursday, August 22, 2019 12:27:37 PM from Twitter Web App

Nothing ever fucking compiles up in this bitch

Tuesday, August 20, 2019 11:01:38 AM from Twitter Web App

@ky9 Gardner is a certified lunatic. Like this Twitter account. Bananas.

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Monday, August 19, 2019 10:37:00 PM from Twitter for Android

I'd lose my testicles if they weren't attached. Fucks sake. That'd be my hell. Me losing things and continually looking for them for eternity

Screen me for dementia or some shit

Monday, August 19, 2019 09:40:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Bought the fastpass to skip 5 lines at the food truck festival and I feel like the worlds biggest asshole

Saturday, August 17, 2019 04:11:40 PM from Twitter for Android

And I'm home. Columbus closed every single road and exit I needed.... Christ

Saturday, August 17, 2019 12:58:59 AM from Twitter for Android