So this is where they're gonna get us... Essentially any new model that comes out will have an absurd multiplier

Thursday, April 23, 2026 02:40:11 PM from BlueSky

Chaotic disorganization like my brain without speed, which is all the time

Thursday, April 23, 2026 04:33:43 AM from BlueSky

Usually, you get what you pay for, unless you're the Mets. Highest 2026 payroll in MLB - almost $334 MILLION, and they have the absolute worst record in MLB. Lost 12 straight 🤣

Bunch of jokers

Wednesday, April 22, 2026 12:58:18 PM from BlueSky

I could go for some eggplant rollatini right now

Monday, April 20, 2026 01:13:14 AM from BlueSky

The number of parents who reek of weed at Chuck E Cheese is a lot. Dog, I don't judge but if you want to show up at a kids place high, at least vape or have edibles. Come on now. At least try not to reek of it.

Saturday, April 18, 2026 06:43:14 PM from BlueSky

There's nothing wrong with a K shaped economy for those who are on the upper end of the K

Friday, April 17, 2026 09:47:43 PM from BlueSky

Wifey brought home leftover Mexican from her trip. Probably shouldn't eat a ton of beans before a kid's birthday party tomorrow at Chuck E Cheese. I'm going to be gassing the place out over there...

Friday, April 17, 2026 09:24:07 PM from BlueSky

I have the worst luck in fantasy baseball with my breakouts. Abel starts the season 0-2 like a jerkoff, so I bench him. Then he throws a gem for 34 while he's on my bench. FFS

Friday, April 17, 2026 10:10:58 AM from BlueSky

Explain to me how in the Welcome to Atlanta (Coast to Coast Remix) Radio edit, they bleep out marijuana but not cocaine

Thursday, April 16, 2026 07:03:22 PM from BlueSky

The school nurse is an asshole and I want her to refund me my $25 copay because she said my kid's ears were both red and swollen. Took her to the doctor to see if she had an ear infection for antibiotics and she's completely fine. "ears look great"

Thursday, April 16, 2026 04:43:18 PM from BlueSky

Bring it! I'm all for yeeting myself out of society. Hikikomori. The Japanese really know what they're doing over here.

https://www.iflscience.com/hikikomori-is-this-dark-japanese-phenomenon-going-global-83148

Wednesday, April 15, 2026 09:22:34 PM from BlueSky

Just one of those days where the CI will always fail no matter how many fixes you push. This is starting to annoy the ever living shit out of me ffs.

Wednesday, April 15, 2026 06:11:43 PM from BlueSky

The amount of trolling and absurdities I commit into the codebases at work is beyond. DevOps Borat:

Wednesday, April 15, 2026 04:58:43 PM from BlueSky