I swear to Christ, this is the last time I volunteer to update "something quick and easy" in a legacy repo that hasn't been touched in a few years.
Friday, June 20, 2025 04:42:36 PM from BlueSky
I posted a picture of a mystic, psychedelic tree on insta and only my wifey liked it. Come on people. Do better.
Don't you realize trees are the coolest?
Wednesday, June 11, 2025 10:15:23 PM from BlueSky
UN is reporting that world fertility rates are in severe decline. Why is anyone shocked?
1) No one can afford to have a family
2) We're literally poisoning ourselves with plastic
3) pollution and synthetic pesticides are rampant
Just send a meteor. We need to hit control-alt-delete on the planet
Tuesday, June 10, 2025 10:28:47 PM from BlueSky
I hate fuckin casinos. I understand probability and know the house always comes out on top, and the only time I'll ever gamble is like $20-40 max and when I'm with a group. But for fucks sake, at least let me play for 20 minutes. Every time I fuckin gamble, I'm wiped in like 2 minutes
Tuesday, June 10, 2025 09:53:32 PM from BlueSky
I've been here 20 minutes and Eddie is already telling me he banged three models
Monday, June 09, 2025 05:47:39 PM from BlueSky
Definitely don't eat a whole bunch of mushrooms and then listen to this track, or else you might be in for a little brain treat:
youtu.be/6PfYo-YYVPY?...
Monday, June 09, 2025 06:11:18 AM from BlueSky
People who go 45 mph when the speed limit is 55 are complete pricks
Thursday, June 05, 2025 03:48:05 PM from BlueSky
Yes, full on Dexter style
Friday, May 30, 2025 07:41:02 PM from BlueSky
Who shot that dog. I will find them and send them straight through the wood chipper. Foot first.
Friday, May 30, 2025 06:41:39 PM from BlueSky
My wife doesn't want to hear about our inefficient, shitty water heater setup and how it's a ticking time bomb, so I had a 20 minute convo with an LMM about it, which probably in turn, ended up using 300kWh of electric and 600 gallons of water to analyze my situation and chat about it
Friday, May 30, 2025 06:20:16 PM from BlueSky
We live in a pretty damn good simulation if shit like this is accounted for:
Friday, May 30, 2025 05:03:09 PM from BlueSky
Call me a weirdo, but M&Ms in in a glass of milk is 🔥🔥🔥
There's something about sweet, petroleum-dyed milk and the coldness of the M&Ms with their coating coming off that's top notch
Thursday, May 29, 2025 11:19:27 AM from BlueSky
Anyone remember when American Idiot came out and we were all mad at George W. Bush and now it's like what the fuck is actually happening?
Saturday, May 24, 2025 06:14:01 PM from BlueSky
I've been at the brewery for a bit, which means I'm 100% going to be getting the shits
Saturday, May 24, 2025 05:13:06 PM from BlueSky