Here's a video of a cardinal being an aggressive prick in my bird feeder
Monday, April 06, 2026 07:46:52 PM from BlueSky
I have fuckin agita over here. Everything was going fine and then all of a sudden my mom starts shit with wifey and my fucking plumbing company sent me a surprise $500 invoice, 2 months later, for electrical work related to a plumbing install which should have included everything
Monday, April 06, 2026 04:57:25 PM from BlueSky
My neurodivergent ass found it interesting that my laptop (which runs 24/7), uses 2 more idle watts when running nginx, php and Selenium docker containers - with no requests, load or tests running vs the docker engine shut down.
Monday, April 06, 2026 02:45:29 AM from BlueSky
These MLB umpires are either blind asf, betting on the games or have it in for the Yankees. Two overturned calls. Calls a guy safe at home who was clearly tagged and his foot didn't even touch the plate. Fuck outta hea.
Sunday, April 05, 2026 07:07:04 PM from BlueSky
Dog, MLB baseball players are weak. FFS, I'm not even through week 2 and I have like 3 mfers on the injured list. In a deep league, losing Hunter Brown is some bullshit
Sunday, April 05, 2026 06:39:55 PM from BlueSky
Any New Yorker who writes an article about how good Columbus pizza is really needs to reevaluate their lives. I always knew the NY Post was a joke, and this solidifies that fact. Disgraziad!
https://614now.com/2026/uncategorized/columbus-style-pizza-praised-by-the-new-york-post
Thursday, April 02, 2026 01:54:59 AM from BlueSky
Fuck outta hea with this nonsense. Blasphemy! Disgraziad! https://nypost.com/2026/03/28/lifestyle/surprising-pizza-contender-is-beating-new-york-and-chicago-and-gaining-fans-fast/
Thursday, April 02, 2026 03:21:18 AM from BlueSky
Nothing like shattering a bottle of fuckin sauce the second you bring it home because the top-heavy motherfucker tipped over on your granite counter. I want my $5 back. Not a shitty jar of Prego, but the good stuff. 😞
Wednesday, April 01, 2026 05:43:49 PM from BlueSky
Gasbuddy cranked up their Cloudflare bot protection, the miserable pricks.
Wednesday, April 01, 2026 06:02:44 AM from BlueSky
Jokes on them. I've gotten around it. Little bit of a pain in the ass, but no one stops Chad Scraper
Wednesday, April 01, 2026 09:49:58 PM from BlueSky
This is a weird as shit mix, YouTube Music. These genres are polar opposites and don't mix.
Monday, March 30, 2026 04:58:26 AM from BlueSky
Mandatory disclaimer. This is a joke and I didn't actually do this. I nested my reply under the wrong post, sooo just need to set the record straight this is a serious, non-joking matter: https://bsky.app/profile/portfolioso.com/post/3miahzvd5pk27
Monday, March 30, 2026 02:29:01 AM from BlueSky
Docker Des' top
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Windows: Go home. You're drunk
Sunday, March 29, 2026 10:34:49 PM from BlueSky
I'm also just kidding about this. It's no joke.
Sunday, March 29, 2026 09:50:40 PM from BlueSky