Idk how I used to be a raging alcoholic in college, because my body completely rejects beer in my elder years. I had one beer, two nights in a row and I'm shitting my brains out (sry tmi not sorry)
Thursday, March 19, 2026 01:14:33 AM from BlueSky
You know what's so annoying? Shitting before a shower, thinking you'll be all fresh and clean, only having to shit again directly after the shower.
Although the recirculation loop pumping out warm bidet water is a GAME CHANGER
Wednesday, March 18, 2026 11:07:00 PM from BlueSky
"E. It looks like a bunch of pepperonis attacked you" #ShitGirstGradersSay
Monday, March 16, 2026 04:57:34 PM from BlueSky
Logitech mouse middle click stopped working reliably. Opened it up and it had a foam pad that pressed the button on the board, but the foam was so indented it wasn't pressing anymore. Jammed some cardboard over it and it works as good as new. #solutionsengineer
Monday, March 16, 2026 01:26:45 PM from BlueSky
"It was pretty good, to be surprised" - Eliana (she meant tbh)
Saturday, March 14, 2026 10:46:48 AM from BlueSky
So what are the best countries willing to take disgruntled Americans? Anyone? I think it's about time to GTFO here like my ancestors left Southern Italy in the early 1900s
https://search.app/KcAc7
Saturday, March 14, 2026 01:15:00 AM from BlueSky
You know my tism is out in full force when my social interactions make less than zero sense.
Kid's friend's parent: "Have a great night"
Me: "See you then"
Friday, March 13, 2026 07:53:34 PM from BlueSky
Microsoft CoPilot is in love with the word "clean"
Ask it anything. It will include "clean" in the response. It's enraging. They need to dial this shit back a little ffs
Friday, March 13, 2026 12:23:10 AM from BlueSky
This dude on reddit said he witnessed the most gruesome fatal accident ever. It's wild how the entire thread is telling him to play Tetris. I guess there's valid studies regarding it preventing PTSD, but it just sounds absurd
Wednesday, March 11, 2026 03:37:11 AM from BlueSky
One of my hobbies is documenting failed kiosks that have errored out
Sunday, March 08, 2026 11:34:34 AM from BlueSky
auto_restart_kiosk.bat with a press any key pause🤣
Nothing unattended about that! Who's using batch files anymore?
Also, all these Kiosk probs are Windows 🤔
Sunday, March 08, 2026 02:18:40 PM from BlueSky
What would you say is the best Asus Wifi 7 router I can get at this moment that will have long-term Merlin AsusWRT support? the 86 series is midrange (AC/AX/BE) but seems to be most popular with the most firmware downloads. I've seen some niche high end older models get neglected by Asus
Thursday, March 05, 2026 01:50:16 PM from BlueSky
Giving up weed for 3 days: 2/29, 2/30, and 2/31
Sunday, March 01, 2026 02:21:44 AM from BlueSky
So you're 21 😂
Saturday, February 14, 2026 04:09:10 PM from BlueSky