You want to fix this shit? Hold a Billionaire's Hunger Games. Each year, the top 10 richest people get put into an arena to fight to the death. Whoever makes it out alive gets to live, but all collective assets are to be redistributed
Thursday, April 30, 2026 10:42:27 PM from BlueSky
You know it's spring in Ohio when you need to switch constantly between heat and AC. Get a load of this bullshit, especially how much AC I had to use IN APRIL
Thursday, April 30, 2026 08:31:54 PM from BlueSky
Neighbors diagonal from me are moving, and one of the movers literally just threw up in my sewer drain. He's a bebe. Must have been out partying last night
Thursday, April 30, 2026 11:24:21 AM from BlueSky
AI scolded me for being unethical when I asked it how I could train crows to retrieve me money. I don't see the problem with that. Gas is high, I can use the money and if I'm nice to the crows, they will bring me presents.
F that, all ethics are out the window with this administration
Thursday, April 30, 2026 09:18:13 AM from BlueSky
My tiny ass little 1.3L 3 cylinder turbo does better with 88 octane E15 gas vs regular Costco 87.
In theory, ethanol has less energy content so the smidge more ethanol should decrease mpg. But I find a 1-2 mpg improvement vs regular 87 (up to 10% ethanol) and a little more pep
Wednesday, April 29, 2026 11:23:09 PM from BlueSky
"My friends thought Sacajewea was a sack" -E.
Tuesday, April 28, 2026 04:04:57 PM from BlueSky
My fantasy team fuckin blows. I had such a miserable week 4 and all my good players are hurt that I dropped from 5th to 10th in the rankings.
Monday, April 27, 2026 08:40:45 PM from BlueSky
"Bro, I did it right, bruh" -E
Monday, April 27, 2026 08:10:11 PM from BlueSky
The US is ranked last in many categories - add assassins to that list. We must have some pretty shitty marksmen around these parts. You mean to tell me three different assassins tried to hit the same motherfucker and they keep missing? 🤣
This is sooo staged it's not even funny.
Sunday, April 26, 2026 09:27:26 PM from BlueSky
A bird just shit on my shoulder
Friday, April 24, 2026 07:45:35 PM from BlueSky
These Chinese mfers always looking for trouble. They trying to start a pandemic again with ancient life that'll wipe us out?
Friday, April 24, 2026 03:08:40 PM from BlueSky
Been trying to figure out why I've been 💩 so gd much and it's these healthy peanut butter cups. I can't do Reese's cups. Tastes like shit - they changed the ingredients to pure poison and fuck em for being cheap bastards, so I buy other brands.
But why do they need to put in chicory root fiber?
Thursday, April 23, 2026 11:09:35 PM from BlueSky
I've been putting down 3-4 of these bad boys like a complete glutton, so 12g extra soluble fiber puts me on my throne all day long.
Thursday, April 23, 2026 11:17:28 PM from BlueSky