Oh yeah? And exactly who is going to pay for this? Just print more money? Devalue the dollar more? There's already savage inflation. This is stupid https://t.co/Sg6QLZ07Xz

Saturday, April 30, 2022 12:36:04 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean, normally I'd be complaining about how shitty my retirement account has been lately, but Bezos lost $20 billion in a day, so whatevs

Saturday, April 30, 2022 12:50:42 AM from Twitter for Android

Pixel 4 face unlock is completely broken in Android 13 Beta 1

Thursday, April 28, 2022 02:37:00 AM from Twitter Web App

gdit I'm fuckin garbage at typescript and I hate it

Thursday, April 28, 2022 02:33:25 AM from Twitter Web App

Bitch, stop telling me my YAML is not well-formed. Your mom's not well-formed

Thursday, April 28, 2022 02:19:21 AM from Twitter Web App

Whoever is responsible for doing this to this poor, innocent boy, even if it was another kid, needs to be immediately put foot first, very slowly through a wood chipper https://t.co/jHosFppn0p

Thursday, April 28, 2022 02:15:18 AM from Twitter Web App

@FitbitSupport is battery drain a known issue on a Pixel 6? Because why would the app be active for 21 straight hours? This isn't background usage. This is main usage, and I can assure you I wasn't using the app that long https://t.co/n47Ejf8pZh

Wednesday, April 27, 2022 09:01:09 PM from Twitter for Android

@_sysengineer I use Notepad++ for this exact purpose. It's tabbed and you don't even have to save the files. It saves a session file https://t.co/iZl949hl0l

In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet

Wednesday, April 27, 2022 12:18:00 PM from Twitter Web Twitter Web AppApp

@Nextdoor Can you seriously fix the garbage UX where it's very easy to expand the like button and accidentally react to a post while scrolling through the feed on mobile?

Wednesday, April 27, 2022 09:38:11 AM from Twitter Web App

Bruh, you need to relax and not bawl in tears over "what Musk's takeover can mean for you" It's just Twitter. It's just a job. There are other jobs. There are more important real world problems. This isn't shit you cry over ffs

https://t.co/bSbAXTo1IW

Wednesday, April 27, 2022 09:32:13 AM from Twitter Web App

I have no patience for fuckin anything anymore. Work, stuff at home, idiot drivers...

Wednesday, April 27, 2022 09:21:14 AM from Twitter Web App

In a few weeks, I am going to be all alone for 7 whole days and I DONT EVEN THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING EXCITED I AM FOR THIS

Tuesday, April 26, 2022 03:39:19 PM from Twitter Web App

@notshenetworks Nextdoor is as toxic as it gets. It borders Twitter, and the number of Karens on there taking everything to political extremism is out of this world.

In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet

Tuesday, April 26, 2022 11:47:30 AM from Twitter Web App

Hey Elon you wacky bastard. When are you gonna make DOGE go to the moon, because my $100 I bought of it is now worth $30 atm.

https://t.co/NqrrG1tBFe

Tuesday, April 26, 2022 11:44:41 AM from Twitter Web App

Oh man. It's not looking good for the orange piece of shit, but he'll stay out of jail. Trust me.

Tuesday, April 26, 2022 01:45:39 AM from Twitter for Android