See, what's happening here is that ancient viruses that have been locked in ice for millions of years are all being released as the ice melts. We're all gonna die

https://t.co/gbtTQrkCHx

Thursday, May 12, 2022 09:39:11 AM from Twitter Web App

Lol this fuckin guy. Imagine dropping dead burying the person you killed? Like at least make sure your physically fit enough to be a killer, you moron

https://t.co/KDNJzdaNNB

Wednesday, May 11, 2022 07:51:48 PM from Twitter Web App

I literally can't stop smirking in my training class because one of our former employees told me to get some Big Black Dick Rum. And I'm a gd child obviously https://t.co/jwMdxvP35C

Wednesday, May 11, 2022 05:52:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Dr. Oz is a mumbling, marble-mouthed jackass

Wednesday, May 11, 2022 01:56:54 PM from Twitter Web App

Seriously, Fuck Netflix for this shit. Everyone else is going to follow this shitty precedent. The whole point of streaming is to not pay $200/month for cable and that's the direction we're going in folks because fucking society is collapsing

https://t.co/TU3MeFbSl2

Wednesday, May 11, 2022 01:54:08 PM from Twitter Web App

@nanwhaley I am SO angry about HB6. LED lightbulbs are now $5-10 more expensive per pack because they are no longer being subsidized. I had a smart meter monitoring program in place at my house that got shut down. Our utilities are through the roof because of this.

In reply to @nanwhaley's tweet

Tuesday, May 10, 2022 06:31:38 PM from Twitter Web App

Bruh relax. It's all just a gd simulation. Literally nothing matters https://t.co/JV82ZoLn2Q

Tuesday, May 10, 2022 01:55:22 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm an actual child. This is what I put into my userdata for new AWS instances in my training lab https://t.co/n7KmaE8QB8

Monday, May 09, 2022 11:33:05 PM from Twitter Web App

I see "My 401k" trending on Twitter. Rats. I could have bought a Tesla, but instead, it vanished into thin air

Monday, May 09, 2022 07:10:20 PM from Twitter Web App

Very important step for the nubs. Gotta make sure they document how to quit vim in this training lab: https://t.co/Ybd9L3ZJRg

Monday, May 09, 2022 03:48:22 PM from Twitter Web App

Jesus Fuckin Christ. I've been asking for trainings / certs at work forever and they ignore me. Then I found out Friday night at 8 PM that they threw me into a 3 day workshop Monday on west coast time from 12-8PM and now I have to shuffle so much shit around the fuckin cocksucker

Saturday, May 07, 2022 09:01:56 AM from Twitter for Android

@jaewunz @azurelunatic @justice4shmi Well, after going for testing, they concluded "I was able to hold a job and I turned out to be pretty successful, so I couldn't possibly have ADHD" So no stims.

Yes, that's true, but they never considered that life events took significantly more effort than neurotypicals. Rude.

In reply to @jaewunz's tweet

Friday, May 06, 2022 06:15:48 PM from Twitter Web App

@justice4shmi Even non stimulant SNRIs for whatever reason raise heart rate and BP significantly. My Fitbit logged this very clearly

In reply to @justice4shmi's tweet

Friday, May 06, 2022 02:14:11 PM from Twitter for Android

@justice4shmi Everyone is different, and always seek real medical advice, but in my experience, Strattera is straight up garbage only good for giving you bad breath and increasing resting heart rate & BP. Made me a jerk too. I'm much better off without it

In reply to @justice4shmi's tweet

Friday, May 06, 2022 01:26:08 PM from Twitter Web App

@notshenetworks It's impossible to get properly diagnosed in Ohio. They treat you like a crackhead seeking medications. I legit was told I was fine after months of testing and appointments because "I seemed successful at life, held a job and would otherwise not have if I really had ADHD"

In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet

Friday, May 06, 2022 01:20:48 PM from Twitter Web App