Music gives me goosebumps and it's a proven thing in the brain. Sometimes people who have strokes lose this ability.

If this ever stops happening to me, I need to be removed from earth. Wouldn't wanna be here

Friday, May 06, 2022 01:04:14 AM from Twitter for Android

I identify so much more with dogs than humans

Thursday, May 05, 2022 11:25:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Ah Jesus Christ. Look at the fucking stock market. Ah fuck it, let's all get hammered for Cinco

Thursday, May 05, 2022 04:23:19 PM from Twitter Web App

I hope the ghost of RBG haunts the shit out of any dumbshit, "Christian" politician who is trying to tell women what the fuck they can do with their own bodies https://t.co/kVvmkN816n

Thursday, May 05, 2022 04:18:36 PM from Twitter Web App

Dude this place sucks balls. I'm not learning a goddamn thing, I'm using tech stacks I hate, half the fucking teams are in time zones where we can't collaborate, and when you ask for help no one fucking helps or trains you

Thursday, May 05, 2022 01:18:38 PM from Twitter Web App

@mattgaetz You're foul. Jesus Christ, man. What the fuck

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Wednesday, May 04, 2022 10:49:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Bill O'Reilly is a pile of shit, but he's not the most wrong here: https://t.co/U8fM5JYU6a

While the US can yeet Putin and turn the entire Kremlin into a crater, it's not really wise to start WWIII

Wednesday, May 04, 2022 10:17:51 AM from Twitter Web App

These dudes are dope asf. Playing absolute fire jams, my people. If you haven't checked out their covers, y'all's missing out https://t.co/FJpGCrOWVD

Wednesday, May 04, 2022 12:30:06 AM from Twitter for Android

Come on. Why would you book a swim class makeup on Cinco de Mayo when I'm trying to get shitty on margaritas.

Tuesday, May 03, 2022 10:12:46 PM from Twitter for Android

This shit's never going to end https://t.co/QBSJcKSBDw

Tuesday, May 03, 2022 01:41:14 PM from Twitter Web App

@JoshMandelOhio You're an asshole

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Tuesday, May 03, 2022 01:30:32 PM from Twitter Web App

@accuweather Bruh. Can you stick to the weather? I get that low lake levels are caused by droughts but I don't need to get interrupting push notifications from a WEATHER app about dead bodies found in lakes https://t.co/xPAJfhBjUz

Tuesday, May 03, 2022 12:11:05 PM from Twitter for Android

@notshenetworks This 1996 clip holds up so well today https://t.co/mpUxXdt3Pa

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Tuesday, May 03, 2022 11:08:12 AM from Twitter Web App

TypeScript promises can completely suck a dick

Monday, May 02, 2022 10:52:46 AM from Twitter for Android

@AjitPai Aren't you a Trumpublican? Why you posting CNN articles, doofus? I thought it was fake news

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Monday, May 02, 2022 09:51:05 AM from Twitter Web App