They better move to space permanently or flee mother Russia because Putin will kill them all for this https://t.co/JDyYglZnis
Saturday, March 19, 2022 03:57:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Hey @NASA, tell them to go f themselves. https://t.co/pqpxPiXI4V
Saturday, March 19, 2022 11:51:49 AM from Twitter for Android
I am so punny without even realizing it. Holy crap, I didn't even mean to do this https://t.co/QKF4sfGscA
OK, I'm going to have to take a break from here because everything is pissing me off and my tweets are beyond out of control, even though they're all very factual
What a GD loser. This guy literally got into a fist fight with an old dude at a Republican debate and called him a pussy. God would love that. You fucking hack @JoshMandelOhio https://t.co/mTBjcxsYq9
@JoshMandelOhio Bruh you literally almost got into a fist fight with some old dude at a debate and called him a pussy. Get the FUCK out.
You don't represent my values.
@TIME I'm sorry, but I shouldn't have to drive less because Putin decided to be a fuckin asshole.
And I'm all for being green and transitioning off fossil fuels, but that shit takes time and you need to be rich to do green energy atm
I'm on with fucking google support about how their Pixel case is a piece of shit and yellowing and peeling after only 3 months and they asked me for my IMEI.
Fuck does that have to do with anything. It's a gd case. The case doesn't have an IMEI.
I'm actually done with them
They are forgiven. Handled the case very well from a customer support perspective. Kudos Google for making it right. 👏
I can't do my taxes yet because my asshole investment guy didn't send me a finalized 1099. I have some half ass estimated version that is going to change.
1) I want my gd refund. I don't believe in loaning the US interest free money
2) IRS is backlogged, so it's gonna take ages
I just dropped my 8 qt fucking instant pot lid and broke the fucking valve off. Jesus fucking Christ a replacement lid is like $60 and out of stock and I'm pretty sure I got the whole thing ion super sale for cheaper. Fuck me. I break fucking god damn everything
Friday, March 18, 2022 07:24:22 PM from Twitter for Android
@notshenetworks But that's what Twitter is for
Friday, March 18, 2022 06:54:08 PM from Twitter for Android
HEY MARJORIE, you stupid bitch. You're banned on here for being an asshole so I can't @ you, but I hope anonymous fucks you all up https://t.co/zst6XO6lDI
At this rate, Ohio should just legalize total anarchy and chaos. Neighbor parked in front of your house? Shoot them. Pushy salesman ring your doorbell? Shoot them. Ohio! The state where you can do whatever the fuck you want with guns and be protected!
https://t.co/3OLqrC6SgB
Thursday, March 17, 2022 09:29:49 PM from Twitter for Android
Hmm. Makes perfect sense... "Crime is up so let's just let every untrained Tom Dick and Harry carry a gun too." Very logical, Michael. 🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/vvqdGpkOxm
Thursday, March 17, 2022 02:18:52 PM from Twitter for Android