Doing this thing I just did at 4:18PM on a Sunday is both a genius and dumb decision

Sunday, May 15, 2022 04:41:47 PM from Twitter Web App

It's always a good idea

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Sunday, May 15, 2022 07:37:15 PM from Twitter for Android

The gift that keeps on giving. Goodness gracious

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Sunday, May 15, 2022 08:52:38 PM from Twitter Web App

Yeah, I miss abusing the dumb shithead on twitter https://t.co/lpWEi0PS6u

Sunday, May 15, 2022 02:01:51 PM from Twitter for Android

@notshenetworks Well explained! 👍 Don't let asshole haters stop you from making more great content.

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Saturday, May 14, 2022 11:40:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Am I the asshole if people show me pics of their kids and their dog is in it, I focus and care much more about the dog? lol

Saturday, May 14, 2022 01:03:28 AM from Twitter for Android

I mean, if I were Rick Ostrich talking to the hardware engineers, I'd 100% be like "the P6 fingerprint scanner was a fucking piece. Do better"

https://t.co/47lt2KlZfk

Friday, May 13, 2022 11:01:21 AM from Twitter for Android

@_sysengineer The year is 2022... What in the actual what are people outting on floppy disks?!?! Holy moly. Ohio gov't - come ON dude.

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Friday, May 13, 2022 09:07:25 AM from Twitter for Android

Gotta be fuckin kidding me. I'm a gd jinx. Didn't watch the Yankees all night. It was 7-4 and the second I turned it on, the White Sox hit a 3 run hr to tie it

Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:06:52 PM from Twitter for Android

I also ruined Nestor Cortez's no hitter in the 8th because he was facing me on my fantasy team and I gave one of my dudes shit about it and that instantly caused a base hit

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Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:09:41 PM from Twitter for Android

See, I stopped paying attention and now it's 14-7 Yankees. Tf did that happen?

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Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:38:48 PM from Twitter for Android

TL;DR: the identical twin raised in the US turned out dumber than the one raised in South Korea. No surprise there. We're idiots!

https://t.co/g4IXkK3WGn

Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:00:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Who are we kidding. It's started already and were all poors now https://t.co/MeQbV7hBgp

Thursday, May 12, 2022 07:18:23 PM from Twitter for Android

@LastPassHelp It wasn't an issue with your extension. Something weird happened on my end and a reboot fixed it. Thanks for the reply and you may close this case

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Thursday, May 12, 2022 05:22:56 PM from Twitter for Android

. @LastPass extension is crashing MS Edge and rendered my browser completely useless. I can't even go to edge://extensions to remove it

WTF and tell me how to remove this crap please.

Thursday, May 12, 2022 02:59:36 PM from Twitter Web App

This shit cracks me up https://t.co/VpWsscQjpe

Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:41:02 AM from Twitter Web App

Jesus Christ. I get back to my desk after a three day training and everyone's a fuckin moron.

Thursday, May 12, 2022 09:48:54 AM from Twitter Web App