I mean this poor thing. Imagine going around all your life with the name Liz DickHouse? For fucks sake! Marry her off, stat! https://t.co/HCIk7XN1o8

Friday, April 08, 2022 12:48:46 AM from Twitter for Android

'The Ultimatum: Marry or Move On' is absolute trash TV an I just can't turn it off.

Thursday, April 07, 2022 10:46:07 PM from Twitter for Android

@_sysengineer I'd say use .NET 6, but it's gov't so you're probably using a really old .NET framework if I were to guess

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Monday, April 04, 2022 05:58:43 PM from Twitter Web App

Let's talk about ceiling textures. There are only two acceptable textures: completely smooth, or knockdown. Anything else, especially popcorn ceilings, look like asshole

Monday, April 04, 2022 02:14:46 PM from Twitter Web App

BAHAHAHAHAH. I mean, when have any of the orange cocksucker's business ventures ever not failed miserably. Guy's a chief fraud: https://t.co/SXzdv8gXx8

Monday, April 04, 2022 12:32:40 PM from Twitter Web App

The cosmic experiment of complex, differentiated organisms will come to a natural end.

Saturday, April 02, 2022 12:52:45 AM from Twitter for Android

https://t.co/ti4IbyelFi

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Saturday, April 02, 2022 12:53:22 AM from Twitter for Android

Putin and the Russian military are literally dumb motherfuckers. Like who actually thought it would be a good idea to drive tanks through a nuclear wasteland?

Welp. Guess they'll die

https://t.co/rLqfTcugxU

Friday, April 01, 2022 12:54:20 PM from Twitter Web App

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/WRnRu5yHS0

Tuesday, March 29, 2022 09:38:44 AM from Twitter Web App

@_sysengineer https://t.co/KqO0QnlUVu

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Monday, March 28, 2022 09:43:13 PM from Twitter Web App

@_sysengineer I got the exact same scam message today. And they spoofed my own number. Did that happen for you as well?

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Monday, March 28, 2022 08:01:02 PM from Twitter for Android

@_sysengineer Lol should have read the thread. I see the article about it

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Monday, March 28, 2022 08:04:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo @madebygoogle @rosterloh Stop focusing so much on Snapchat for Pixel feature drops. No one uses that shit anymore. It's a dumb ass app. Seriously, how much are they paying you to promote their dumb platform? Few people care about Snapchat. Work on something cooler. Jeez. https://t.co/pJdCZ4oqSw

Monday, March 28, 2022 04:53:28 PM from Twitter Web App

Elon's a wacky bastard, but he's not wrong many times. We gotta get rid of these old boomer leaders. The brain declines with age.

https://t.co/VWnV65iMPp

Sunday, March 27, 2022 10:46:32 AM from Twitter for Android

@madebygoogle Will 100% get the Pixel watch but make sure that shit works with Fitbit Premium because I just prepaid a year. So not getting it if it doesn't.

Saturday, March 26, 2022 11:35:01 PM from Twitter for Android