2022: "Don't hold cash because inflation is 8%"
Also 2022: "Crypto, Securities & 401(k) are all down 15%"

Tuesday, April 12, 2022 03:41:55 PM from Twitter Web App

This place is annoying the ever-loving piss out of me today. I'm gonna go pick up dog shit and mow my lawn instead of dealing with this noise

Tuesday, April 12, 2022 01:09:20 PM from Twitter Web App

It's mind-boggling how freakin' dumb these outsourced engineers are. Like actually unfit to be in technology and lack any kin d of basic aptitude

Tuesday, April 12, 2022 12:39:47 PM from Twitter Web App

iCloud's web app is being a piece of shit right now and i need to find my goddamn work phone https://t.co/XY4RgAKUQd

Tuesday, April 12, 2022 09:53:11 AM from Twitter Web App

I mean if these dumb mf-ers want to pay an Engineer IV salary to sit here and create user accounts that a 19 year old intern could do for 30k/year, that's their problem

Tuesday, April 12, 2022 09:41:26 AM from Twitter Web App

I hate what my job turned into and I hope I can trick them into keeping me around until all my packages and shit cash out because otherwise I really don't belong here

Monday, April 11, 2022 12:30:39 PM from Twitter Web App

Colors and textures are excellent rn

Saturday, April 09, 2022 09:02:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Bunch of morons over here in Ohio

https://t.co/688mk78aoi

Saturday, April 09, 2022 01:50:39 PM from Twitter for Android

What kind of bullshit is this? What Soviet or Russian group of morons actually designed this and thought it was a good idea? Christ

https://t.co/vpxkKXX72x

Saturday, April 09, 2022 11:49:49 AM from Twitter for Android

Oh I see. It's a fuel only used in backwards shithole countries. https://t.co/Bvk05YpeZk

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, April 09, 2022 11:52:58 AM from Twitter for Android

So Jesus was an alien?!?!?!?

https://t.co/fXsbWWKPvB

Friday, April 08, 2022 05:40:09 PM from Twitter Web App

The @YESNetwork Android app is a pile of shit https://t.co/zUQl9JRwpu

Friday, April 08, 2022 05:03:45 PM from Twitter for Android

For fucks sake MLB players are weak fucking assholes. My ONLY good pitcher injures himself on opening day. Cuncel the fucking season https://t.co/DedCd0QOyf

Friday, April 08, 2022 04:00:08 PM from Twitter Web App

Hey look, it's time for baseball. Let's see if the @YESNetwork streaming app is still as shitty as it was last season

Friday, April 08, 2022 01:40:53 PM from Twitter Web App