@EngineerJusti Idk if margs work with Red Bull tho

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Sunday, June 12, 2022 06:57:46 PM from Twitter for Android

So apparently Kulkarni is like the Smith/Jones of India. There are like 20 people in my org with this last name

Thursday, June 09, 2022 04:35:19 PM from Twitter Web App

There's literally a wikipedia article on it https://t.co/bx9CpfdlfA

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Thursday, June 09, 2022 04:37:01 PM from Twitter Web App

Fuckssake I hate my job

Thursday, June 09, 2022 04:09:10 PM from Twitter Web App

@_sysengineer Spotify does this too? Literally my #1 gripe about Youtube Music. The random/shuffle STINKS. I can shuffle through my liked songs and hear the same ones or more recently liked ones every single time, and not stuff I liked a while ago. I literally thought it was just them.

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Thursday, June 09, 2022 12:56:06 PM from Twitter Web App

I just searched the company slack for "Jesus Christ" "Jesus H. Christ" "Christ Almighty" and "JFC" and there were 178 mentions - all from me https://t.co/znUJtWW52H

Thursday, June 09, 2022 10:19:15 AM from Twitter Web App

Today annoyed the living shit out of me. Let's try this again tomorrow

Wednesday, June 08, 2022 10:38:10 PM from Twitter Web App

@nanwhaley Nan, I support you over the batshit Republicans, but $350 payments are laughable and aren't going to do anything except increase debt and inflation further

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Wednesday, June 08, 2022 12:44:20 PM from Twitter Web App

Someone posted about gas prices on Nextdoor and everyone seems to be an expert on economics and energy policy. They are also blaming Democrats only, because obviously high gas prices are exclusive to the United States

These replies are giving me cancer

Wednesday, June 08, 2022 10:52:22 AM from Twitter Web App

Demon rat dogs vs real dogs https://t.co/RQpmHpFdrE

Tuesday, June 07, 2022 08:09:30 PM from Twitter for Android

@_sysengineer https://t.co/aBlg9228Ny

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Tuesday, June 07, 2022 10:28:51 AM from Twitter Web App

https://t.co/rWTUN19gQI

"I'm cool with them, but I won't wear a rainbow patch, because, Jeebus" is literally a dumb shit explanation.

Monday, June 06, 2022 11:39:51 AM from Twitter Web App

@EngineerJusti I literally have this ability. I'm rewatching Stranger Things from season 1 because I remember loving it but only vaguely remember the first three seasons. My memory is for sh*t

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Monday, June 06, 2022 10:46:59 AM from Twitter Web App

"The chief told reporters the shooting was an 'isolated incident'"

Yes, mass shootings in the US are "isolated incidents"

https://t.co/fnq2SWJz6v https://t.co/lLTinkbQWQ

Monday, June 06, 2022 09:31:08 AM from Twitter Web App

@ky9 At beach:
Me: "please put your hat on"
Little: "no, it'll blow away"
I put it on her, it blows away 30 seconds later
"Dad, I told you so"

I'm doomed

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Sunday, June 05, 2022 11:10:36 PM from Twitter for Android