My series on "All Android apps are pieces of shit" continues:

@accuweather wtf is this bullshit. Make sure the ad displays but the weather doesn't? Why'd I buy this shit, I have the pro version https://t.co/zTtKyjzdqc

Saturday, April 16, 2022 03:55:30 AM from Twitter for Android

@madebygoogle Another piece of shit app that I had to clear storage in order for it to work correctly. What the fuck is going on? Why are all my apps fuckin up to the point they don't work until I delete all local storage.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, April 16, 2022 04:01:10 AM from Twitter for Android

Boyz 2 Men are going to be at the zucchini festival in Ohio and that shits gonna be mad lit. Prove me wrong

Sept 3rd @ 8:30. Gon be lit

Saturday, April 16, 2022 01:09:42 AM from Twitter for Android

Yankees suck, @YESNetwork app sucks, MLB sucks, Manfred sucks. Cancel it all https://t.co/EY64YnxuhZ


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In reply to @'s tweet

Saturday, April 16, 2022 12:57:02 AM from Twitter for Android

My Twitter app started crashing every time on launch. I had to clear app data to fix it. Now I can't figure out how to turn off light mode.

Will all you Android app developers write better shit?!?! Holy fuck. This is like the 6th app in a row that's been a complete shitpile

Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:45:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Seriously wtf @madebygoogle @Android

Why are developers so shitty at writing Android apps? Does Java suck? Does Kotlin suck? Most Android apps are piles of buggy shit.

I don't prefer iOS, but f'in all those apps arent buggy

It's absolutely enraging.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:48:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Like ffs, I shouldn't have to clear app data on two different apps within 10 minutes because they just refuse to launch and fuck up to the point where they're bricked?

Why are devs so shitty at writing Android apps? Christ on the cross

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:49:42 PM from Twitter for Android

God almighty I'm about to cancel the entire Yankees organization. Not only does Chapman stink, but their Android app is a laughable embarrassment. There is zero pleasure in following this organization. It just makes me rage

Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:42:46 PM from Twitter for Android

@notshenetworks C'mon. I use Arch for all my RAID-0 backups

In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet

Thursday, April 14, 2022 09:03:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Yes you got this wrong. I'm telling the truth here Twitter. Geez, Elon needs to take this shit over, it's gone to the birds (see what I did there? I'm so punny) https://t.co/LD4XgLvMic

Thursday, April 14, 2022 03:56:37 PM from Twitter Web App

@karenkasler Breaking: Ohio politicians are morons

In reply to @karenkasler's tweet

Thursday, April 14, 2022 03:55:13 PM from Twitter Web App

@NetSecNick @_sysengineer I like Microsoft as of late, but I just can't get Hyper-V to work correctly for anything. I figured it was built it and I'd use it because it was part of the OS, but it caused all kinds of probs with a Win 11 VM. VMWare for me just works for local test VMs

In reply to @NetSecNick's tweet

Thursday, April 14, 2022 02:48:54 PM from Twitter Web App

When I saw John Sterling trending on Twitter, I thought he kicked the bucket, but it's just everyone making fun of him for calling a fly-out as a home run, which he does multiple times every season

"It is high! It is far! It isssss gonnn--- caught at the wall!"

Thursday, April 14, 2022 02:27:16 PM from Twitter Web App

JFC node.js is a cocksucking piece of shit

Thursday, April 14, 2022 01:52:27 PM from Twitter Web App