These people are suddenly realizing this is a gd cult? It's not rocket science people. This is nothing new.

https://t.co/pYvvi0KEnR

Friday, February 25, 2022 01:19:53 AM from Twitter for Android

I just saved you stupid fucks $3000/month, now where's my bonus

Thursday, February 24, 2022 11:00:01 PM from Twitter Web App

@NkirbyNYY You mean monument cave? Sucks in the new stadium. Haven't been there since 2002 in the old stadium

In reply to @NkirbyNYY's tweet

Thursday, February 24, 2022 05:33:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck Russia for being assholes and fucking up the Global economy. Assholes.

Wednesday, February 23, 2022 11:40:29 PM from Twitter for Android

fuggoff with this shit. I'm enjoying the waning pandemic: https://t.co/JzQoLp55qy

Tuesday, February 22, 2022 02:50:29 PM from Twitter Web App

Jesus Christ, @SlackHQ get your shit together

Tuesday, February 22, 2022 11:07:31 AM from Twitter Web App

Our DB team has a dev DB stack that's sized to be prod-like, except it's not even really used and is almost $2000/month in EBS volumes and half the attached instances are powered down. The FUCK do they think they're doing?

Monday, February 21, 2022 09:19:54 PM from Twitter Web App

I CANNOT wait for Truth Social to launch so I can troll the absolute shit out of it

Monday, February 21, 2022 10:04:34 AM from Twitter Web App

I love getting into internet arguments with dummies who are all like "Gas is up and it's all Biden's fault. Everything was better under fuhrer Trumpf. Trump4lyfe"

Because I always win and shut them up up

Monday, February 21, 2022 09:17:43 AM from Twitter for Android

The young'un is watching Peppa Pig and some of the shit they say in the UK is absurd.

Clockwork boat = windup boat
It's catching = it's contagious

Sunday, February 20, 2022 09:10:55 AM from Twitter for Android

@bubbacrewjam I haven't noticed or read about issues with the first patch.
I wonder what it was that was so bad it couldn't be updated through a Play Store component. Still no VZ 5G cband support... And the fingerprint reader still sucks

In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet

Friday, February 18, 2022 02:34:27 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean... The poor guy inherited a gd mess from a psychopath, but on the other hand, the fact that we thought a senile old white man was the best choice is another problem.

https://t.co/ZFkEtGRZed

Friday, February 18, 2022 11:09:02 AM from Twitter Web App

Fuckin Putin needs to cut out this Ukraine shit. Will you fuckers just smoke a blunt and chill? It's making all my energy prices too expensive

Friday, February 18, 2022 10:25:28 AM from Twitter Web App

jfc my natural gas bill was bullshit this month.

Friday, February 18, 2022 02:10:53 AM from Twitter Web App

Opened up my powershell core profile and found a blast from the past and me being me (a grumpy bastard) https://t.co/VgiKF13gru

Friday, February 18, 2022 01:56:42 AM from Twitter Web App