The Pixel watch (which I'll probably wait until it's heavily discounted, since my Versa 3 is not even a year old) better use a woven band instead of that plastic skin-rash inducing shit Fitbit uses

Tuesday, April 26, 2022 01:44:53 AM from Twitter for Android

Fucc Russia and their bitch ass ways https://t.co/UwHf3Prkca

Monday, April 25, 2022 10:10:16 AM from Twitter Web App

Hey @MLB what is this Friday Night Baseball shit? The games are exclusively on Apple TV or Prime? But they're blacked out? WHAT kind of shit is this you hacks.

Fire Manfred. Guy is a fucking joke. Baseball has gone to shit.

Friday, April 22, 2022 09:40:11 PM from Twitter for Android

These dumb assholes wonder why when they're paying over $30 million an episode for season 4 of Stranger things. I mean, it's a good show but not that good. https://t.co/tlCZdbOvYN


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In reply to @'s tweet

Friday, April 22, 2022 12:22:44 AM from Twitter Web App

Lol. Fuck em. The world should just be able to help themselves to Russian energy for free without paying. That's what they get for being pricks and doing war crimes https://t.co/hudTGTXn5P


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Thursday, April 21, 2022 10:14:44 AM from Twitter Web App

Yankees have runners on 1st and 2nd, so obviously they bat .000 with runners in scoring position because this team is ass and Cashman is an asshole

Tuesday, April 19, 2022 06:53:15 PM from Twitter for Android

I literally have no idea what I do at work anymore. No one knows anything, no one helps, no one trains.

Tuesday, April 19, 2022 11:55:01 AM from Twitter Web App

Can't someone just off Putin? Guy's gotta go

Tuesday, April 19, 2022 09:56:29 AM from Twitter Web App

I hate apps where you buy the pro version that lasts a lifetime, and then they run out of money and introduce a pro plus version or some shit like that and start taking away pro features. The assholes

Tuesday, April 19, 2022 08:26:29 AM from Twitter for Android

JFC. I updated Home Assistant last week and it broke fucking everything

Monday, April 18, 2022 03:06:38 PM from Twitter Web App

Good. Someone kept sticking all this idiot cult stickers all over signs in my neighborhood and I've ripped every single one of them down the instant I saw them https://t.co/kskKXhA48N

Monday, April 18, 2022 02:22:40 PM from Twitter Web App

The FUCK is MLB scheduling games for 11am EST on a Monday. Kind of shit is that. Messing with my fantasy team lineup

Monday, April 18, 2022 11:58:14 AM from Twitter Web App

This cooky bastard! What a lunatic. Just because you're the world's richest person doesn't mean you need like 20 mansions. But at least have a modest average person home for your wife and kids you moron

https://t.co/9Hj6DAUVqG

Monday, April 18, 2022 08:01:41 AM from Twitter for Android

Good, you stupid hack

https://t.co/kwTnjXXdRy

Sunday, April 17, 2022 06:13:03 PM from Twitter for Android

@JJFromTheBronx This game was such a waste of a pitchers duel

In reply to @JJFromTheBronx's tweet

Sunday, April 17, 2022 04:16:27 PM from Twitter for Android