Hello Sidney. Whatcha worried about? Some incriminating phone calls that day? You muppet-faced prick? You're all going down https://t.co/TtwT2wm0q9
Thursday, February 17, 2022 09:46:23 PM from Twitter Web App
There is no explanation for how much I fucking hate working with TypeScript
Thursday, February 17, 2022 05:49:16 PM from Twitter Web App
Welp, took an online test and it told me I'm an asshole who doesn't trust anyone https://t.co/Lbrj9QhfuN
Wednesday, February 16, 2022 12:06:41 PM from Twitter Web App
Man fuck this entire place. I'm done. It's now my entire goal to stay here only to take as much as I can from them and give as little as possible. Then they can all eat a bag of dicks
Usually there's no filter on here but I typed up at least 4 different tweets and decided not to post them on the grounds that people would think I'm more batshit crazy than I actually am.
Tuesday, February 15, 2022 12:20:10 AM from Twitter for Android
I would a million percent swap my entire existence with a pampered dog.
Tuesday, February 15, 2022 12:13:46 AM from Twitter for Android
This is actually hell. I'm actually in hell.
Monday, February 14, 2022 10:41:27 PM from Twitter for Android
I just looked up thicc in the dictionary and Mary J's Superbowl performance just came on
Sunday, February 13, 2022 08:17:10 PM from Twitter for Android
So I'm watching the Olympics. You think these figure skater dudes like tape their balls to their legs? Because you don't see any balls and there have to be balls, amirite?
Saturday, February 12, 2022 10:21:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Wordle is 6 characters... Shouldn't they have called it Wordl instead?
Wednesday, February 09, 2022 09:53:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Very sorry, but if you're an offshore employee and invite me to an 8am meeting at 4am and expect me to be there, when there are other engineers in your time zone that can help, you can go right ahead and eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/SIVl91LLA2
Wednesday, February 09, 2022 08:09:19 AM from Twitter for Android
No shit... Really? Is this why all my cheap shit from China costs so much now? Thanks Obama
https://t.co/SHy6XHOwvJ
Tuesday, February 08, 2022 10:50:47 PM from Twitter for Android
@notshenetworks I hate those dreams. Literally used to have recurring dreams where my teeth are rotting and brittle and I'm pulling them out in fractions. So unsettling and seems so real at the time
"Sry, I used to be a Nazi and I also hid child abuse scandals. Can you forgive me so I can go to heaven now tho?" -Joseph Ratzinger / Pope Benedict XVI
https://t.co/6XLmZbGS23
I mean, if you're gonna be a shitty, sinning pope, at least be like Rodrigo Borgia and bang tons of sluts. Don't be a Nazi. Don't protect child abusers. Sluts. Bang sluts instead.
Tuesday, February 08, 2022 11:32:41 PM from Twitter for Android