So about that time I had to call poison control on myself because I had allegedly eaten 100mg of my dog's Lasix (diuretic / water pill) that I hid in a raspberry because I also started snacking on raspberries and am a scatterbrained asshole.

Thursday, February 03, 2022 01:18:06 AM from Twitter Web App

And as soon as the poison control person answered, I found the raspberry with the pills tucked in it on the other side of the counter and was like "whoops, false alarm. I thought I ate some of my dog's medicine in a raspberry but then I just found it. ✌ out"

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Thursday, February 03, 2022 01:24:09 AM from Twitter Web App

I'm concerned about me sometimes. Like give my gd deficient brain the strongest amphetamines that exist and I might actually become a normal person

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Thursday, February 03, 2022 01:27:45 AM from Twitter Web App

@HowFrankOfYou Lol I'm all good. Just bitchin here

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Wednesday, February 02, 2022 09:43:10 PM from Twitter for Android

I scrape data from a web app that has no API for offline processing. They were trying to be cute by CloudFlare banning my curl requests, but I just switched instances and modified the request to pretend to be Firefox

Wednesday, February 02, 2022 05:59:15 PM from Twitter Web App

I just accidentally paid off my entire phone which was interest free for 2 years because I set up autopay wrong and now my checking account is fucked and I'm not getting paid for two weeks.

Tuesday, February 01, 2022 11:53:58 AM from Twitter Web App

Everything's annoying the fuck out of me today

Tuesday, February 01, 2022 11:40:49 AM from Twitter Web App

Annnnd tomorrow I'll sleep

Tuesday, February 01, 2022 03:07:47 AM from Twitter Web App

Does my new importer work?

Tuesday, February 01, 2022 02:25:26 AM from Twitter Web App

Need to test batch updates

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Tuesday, February 01, 2022 02:25:37 AM from Twitter Web App

I always end up staying up way too late dicking around with the Twitter API for no good reason

Tuesday, February 01, 2022 02:18:30 AM from Twitter Web App

And why the fuck can't Postman easily use refresh tokens for OAuth 2? Shit's been a feature request for over two years, and every time my token expires, I need to go through the entire flow again

Monday, January 31, 2022 05:05:47 PM from Twitter Web App

Fuck TypeScript. I hate this bullshit

Monday, January 31, 2022 05:03:04 PM from Twitter Web App

@bubbacrewjam Yep. I've read about that trick. Tried it but it didn't make much of a difference. I noticed if your finger is the slightest bit damp, it'll hardly recognize it

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Sunday, January 30, 2022 11:43:29 PM from Twitter for Android

@madebygoogle next time you release a flagship phone, make sure the fingerprint reader doesn't suck

Sunday, January 30, 2022 11:25:02 PM from Twitter for Android