So about that time I had to call poison control on myself because I had allegedly eaten 100mg of my dog's Lasix (diuretic / water pill) that I hid in a raspberry because I also started snacking on raspberries and am a scatterbrained asshole.
Thursday, February 03, 2022 01:18:06 AM from Twitter Web App
And as soon as the poison control person answered, I found the raspberry with the pills tucked in it on the other side of the counter and was like "whoops, false alarm. I thought I ate some of my dog's medicine in a raspberry but then I just found it. ✌ out"
Thursday, February 03, 2022 01:24:09 AM from Twitter Web App
I'm concerned about me sometimes. Like give my gd deficient brain the strongest amphetamines that exist and I might actually become a normal person
Thursday, February 03, 2022 01:27:45 AM from Twitter Web App
@HowFrankOfYou Lol I'm all good. Just bitchin here
Wednesday, February 02, 2022 09:43:10 PM from Twitter for Android
I scrape data from a web app that has no API for offline processing. They were trying to be cute by CloudFlare banning my curl requests, but I just switched instances and modified the request to pretend to be Firefox
Wednesday, February 02, 2022 05:59:15 PM from Twitter Web App
I just accidentally paid off my entire phone which was interest free for 2 years because I set up autopay wrong and now my checking account is fucked and I'm not getting paid for two weeks.
Everything's annoying the fuck out of me today
Annnnd tomorrow I'll sleep
Does my new importer work?
Need to test batch updates
I always end up staying up way too late dicking around with the Twitter API for no good reason
And why the fuck can't Postman easily use refresh tokens for OAuth 2? Shit's been a feature request for over two years, and every time my token expires, I need to go through the entire flow again
Fuck TypeScript. I hate this bullshit
@bubbacrewjam Yep. I've read about that trick. Tried it but it didn't make much of a difference. I noticed if your finger is the slightest bit damp, it'll hardly recognize it
Sunday, January 30, 2022 11:43:29 PM from Twitter for Android
@madebygoogle next time you release a flagship phone, make sure the fingerprint reader doesn't suck
Sunday, January 30, 2022 11:25:02 PM from Twitter for Android