TIL that Gen Z doesn't understand leet speak, and I've never felt older in my life (question prompt was what words/phrases do you want to see come back) https://t.co/Zfcy9ZNBeG

Friday, January 28, 2022 05:39:25 PM from Twitter Web App

@SenSchumer Yeah, don't do that

In reply to @SenSchumer's tweet

Friday, January 28, 2022 08:16:16 AM from Twitter for Android

💩poop💩

(that is all)

Friday, January 28, 2022 02:52:11 AM from Twitter Web App

I need this here tweet to see if my code is working

Thursday, January 27, 2022 02:59:45 PM from Twitter Web App

@GargoyleSpanker Yes, I'm a hippie liberal leftist bot. Ama

In reply to @GargoyleSpanker's tweet

Monday, January 24, 2022 11:05:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Yeah, this makes perfect sense. Ohio, a backwards assed red state that could give two shits about the environment, doesn't require emissions testing, yet is getting money from VW's fake emissions reporting. How'd they pull that one off?

https://t.co/4lrZdLzImV

Monday, January 24, 2022 03:08:39 PM from Twitter Web App

@madebygoogle Care to explain why the Pixel Superfans community is just marketing / good story propaganda? I posted a negative experience and it completely vanished. Wasn't even listed as rejected in the moderation queue. Just disappeared.

Monday, January 24, 2022 02:52:37 PM from Twitter Web App

@mattya5419 lol ok

In reply to @mattya5419's tweet

Monday, January 24, 2022 02:05:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Oh great, I see the fucking recession started. Thanks Obama

Monday, January 24, 2022 11:36:36 AM from Twitter Web App

Everyone's fighting with me, I disappoint everyone, I'm scattered and forgetful as fuck, my phone is broken, I've been persistently pissed off and mean all weekend, and the universe is fucking giving me the worst karma.

Put me out of my gd misery I'm done with this shit

Monday, January 24, 2022 11:08:56 AM from Twitter Web App

Worst of all, my dog doesn't like going on walks with me anymore and refuses.

But at least it's snowing

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, January 24, 2022 11:10:23 AM from Twitter Web App

Oh what a bummer, I've always liked Eric Clapton's music but I didn't realize he was a fucking asshole: https://t.co/caVci9tad8

And he's complaining he lost friends? Eat a dick

Monday, January 24, 2022 10:56:27 AM from Twitter Web App

Fuck my entire life

Monday, January 24, 2022 10:49:02 AM from Twitter Web App

the Twitter v2 api is a fuckin pain in the ass. Used to just be able to get the reply username right back in the response, but now I have to enable expansions for it and loop fucking trough them and add code to map them together https://t.co/2KYPykD5Hp

Monday, January 24, 2022 12:15:12 AM from Twitter Web App

@madebygoogle I just don't understand how a screen cracks and breaks the AMOLED from falling from knee height on a wood floor. It wasn't even a bad drop.

THE FUCKING CORNER WAS STICKING OUT OF THE CASE. DON'T USE ROUNDED CORNERS ANYMORE

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Sunday, January 23, 2022 08:46:39 AM from Twitter Web App