In case anyone was wondering if @Corning Gorilla Glass Vicuts is any good, it's a fucking piece of shit. Along with @madebygoogle Pixel 6 Pro and their cocksucking rounded corners that shatter

Sunday, January 23, 2022 08:28:29 AM from Twitter Web App

@Corning @madebygoogle Who decided on the rounded edges? I want their head

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Sunday, January 23, 2022 08:34:01 AM from Twitter Web App

What kind of a piece of shit design cracks when failling from knee height onto a wood floor? I've broken screens on concrete before and I get it but this is FUCKING UNACCPTABLE

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Sunday, January 23, 2022 08:34:55 AM from Twitter Web App

@madebygoogle I just don't understand how a screen cracks and breaks the AMOLED from falling from knee height on a wood floor. It wasn't even a bad drop.

THE FUCKING CORNER WAS STICKING OUT OF THE CASE. DON'T USE ROUNDED CORNERS ANYMORE

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Sunday, January 23, 2022 08:46:39 AM from Twitter Web App

Incoming rant. Let's see if Twitter bans me

Sunday, January 23, 2022 08:27:54 AM from Twitter Web App

In trying to curse out corning and Google for inferior products and Twitter won't let me send the tweet. What is this censorship

Saturday, January 22, 2022 07:58:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Test

Saturday, January 22, 2022 07:56:38 PM from Twitter for Android

This is what I get for being lazy and not updating my VPS in like 6 years. OS, php, DB is so gd old, nothing works once I started migrating it to something modern. And I'll need to rewrite a couple of apps.

NOTHING F'IN WORKS. Why am I not containerizing this shit

Saturday, January 22, 2022 02:58:25 AM from Twitter Web App

@errancarey @_sysengineer https://t.co/5oYiOpMTZe

In reply to @errancarey's tweet

Friday, January 21, 2022 10:01:57 PM from Twitter for Android

@_sysengineer https://t.co/9GLwr3D2Og

In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet

Friday, January 21, 2022 08:51:56 PM from Twitter for Android

@notshenetworks You're killing me over here

In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet

Friday, January 21, 2022 08:48:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ almighty https://t.co/GJzZ7MIxrG https://t.co/ACDFnkEmTZ

Friday, January 21, 2022 10:06:26 AM from Twitter Web App

In case anyone's wondering, migrating a 14 year old MySQL database using shitty latin1 encoding to utf8mb4 and preserving the emojis is a bitch of a task and can suck it. But I won.

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Wednesday, January 19, 2022 09:23:56 AM from Twitter for Android

My doggo is the most food motivated. I had a lick-able plate and she was whining/begging/following me for it. Then I called her a crazy fuckin' bastard and she stopped dead in her tracks, got mad at me and didn't follow the plate, like she understood. Kid you not. The sassy betch

Tuesday, January 18, 2022 11:26:08 PM from Twitter Web App

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Monday, January 17, 2022 11:59:42 AM from Twitter for Android

This is an absurd dealership name. For all your Ford needs, head over to my friend, the ol' dick masher. Like put your dick in a mortar and pestle and mash that shit.

By no means would I ever have that shitty name on my license plate holder https://t.co/XYU5Z0wnVT

Sunday, January 16, 2022 09:14:34 PM from Twitter for Android