Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I am the laziest person ever. And I have WAY too much to do. Whatever, it'll get done.

The Yankees need to stop getting blown out of games. They tend to correlate with me having not so great days. But it's a new day so whatever

for real?

Thank GOD I set the timer for those bottles in the freezer. I would have completely forgotten.

We want Swisher. Put him in to pitch, he can do better than our bullpen

Don't worry - we're from the internets. It's going to be alright. :-)

Electric stoves SUCK. Housemates spill bits of food in them, you don't notice & cook. Then it reeks because a piece of food burns. Gas ftw

@Waspito Lol in my haste, I read fried keychains

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

I'm not expecting this to happen. What?! I'm just being realistic based on educated research.

Eeeeeeeeeets a Fridaeeeeeeeee. One moron's class, then lunch, then weekend (insane amount of work though. Grr)

Cool. Once again, moron isn't at his office hours that he told me to be at.

Nap time. Wake me up when things suck less

*sigh* Why is it so difficult. But w/e, the entrepreneurship guys at the business school lecture today said to expect failure and keep going

Lost a heartbreaker 6-5 on the 2 run home run. Grr

Let's play some softball (and not get killed like the Yankees today) @waspito nice