Fuck this, I've had it 2 weeks left so I'm out of time. For the 3rd year straight: better luck next year.

Thursday, April 23, 2009 07:33:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

I woke up this morning and the first thing I saw was a clear sky for the first time since Sunday. About time. Here comes spring

Thursday, April 23, 2009 01:58:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

I hate uncertainty. I like everything planned out. I have 10 things going on & IDK how they'll turn out. Get over it, nothing's ever certain

Thursday, April 23, 2009 03:01:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

Got through the day without getting arrested, even though I found my warrant around the Mirror office for "illegal use of hands"

Wednesday, April 22, 2009 10:18:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

YANKEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009 06:06:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Waspito Oh no, it doesn't matter. It just makes things more difficult.

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Wednesday, April 22, 2009 03:37:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

it's been raining since Monday. I'm giving it 2 hours to stop. FML

Wednesday, April 22, 2009 03:30:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

Of all the days it could be raining, it has to fuck with my plan over here. Rain another time. My plans never go the way I want them to.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009 01:46:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

@chaliskoe Oh jeez, thanks for the promotion. And it's considered proper to put an @ before people's usernames in your tweets, not quotes.

In reply to @chaliskoe's tweet

Wednesday, April 22, 2009 09:52:22 AM from twhirl

Oh man I'm halfway there. I've done 32 of the following: http://digg.com/d1pG7j and heard about them all. What now?

Wednesday, April 22, 2009 06:20:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

"It takes a man to become a fan of ALF" -Keith

Wednesday, April 22, 2009 12:11:07 AM from Twitter Web Client

These 4 seniors presenting are jokeshows and probably just came from the Grape

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 05:32:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

Brendan Monohan needs to stop sending out 35 Facebook Junior Mug Night invites. Stop flooding my mailbox

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 05:28:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

It would help if out internet wasn't 256K right now

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 04:34:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

Tonight I'm not doing a damn thing

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 04:11:02 PM from Twitter Web Client