Wow, I managed to crash Firefox 3.0.8 on OSX. Usually it's stable (I'm used to crashing Firefox though because I use 3.6alpha nightlys)

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 03:06:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Where the fuck is my stapler?!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:34:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

Nap time! Hey look, it's light out. Oops...

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 05:42:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

oo free shell account. Noice.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 03:12:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

Correction, my last tweet was wrong. It was other people. Also, 20% done with this paper. Shit's weak. Wizzzeak

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 02:24:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

I hate this fucking gangster ass illegal frat next door. It's like Bridgeport out there. And they're loud.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 02:14:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

Hell yeah, time to start a paper due at 11am!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 12:52:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

"I can't take you seriously Joe. I look up and see socks, playboy boxers and a sweatshirt" -TC

Monday, April 20, 2009 10:59:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

"There's so much shit going on up my ass these days" -TC (that's what she said)

Monday, April 20, 2009 09:42:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

Joke team. Joke Stadium. Can't even focus on team history properly: http://is.gd/tySM

Monday, April 20, 2009 08:05:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

Please explain to me why I just cleaned our oven at 4:30AM? Almost done with my book, but I won't be sleeping until Wednesday

Monday, April 20, 2009 04:36:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

This one makes zero sense... Time to hire a team of cryptographers to figure this out for me, because it's way over my head.

Monday, April 20, 2009 01:10:57 AM from Twitter Web Client

"A sneak is a guy who eats a feast then comes home and says he's hungry" "Joe, isn't that just a liar?"

Monday, April 20, 2009 01:04:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

@SonicBlur23 You guys talkin shit about me?

In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet

Monday, April 20, 2009 12:02:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

@ky9 They have this thing called rehab for substance dependencies

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Sunday, April 19, 2009 09:54:15 PM from Twitter Web Client