Please explain to me how our rosebush for 15 years had white roses and now they're pink. Mutations only affect future offspring.

Monday, May 18, 2009 12:51:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

Hint: Westchester County cops are ALL OVER the highways today. I saw 4 people pulled over. Careful

Monday, May 18, 2009 11:01:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

Sometimes when I'm doing too many things at once on a computer, I lose my mind and make my life difficult

Sunday, May 17, 2009 02:13:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

Attention fucking idiots, DO NOT STOP to talk on stairs and in doorways. Keep it moving, it's crowded. Don't be a dumbass.

Saturday, May 16, 2009 09:33:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

The life... Napping & watching the Yanks all day in the Mirror office while the committee works their asses off. I'll take pics later!

Saturday, May 16, 2009 04:43:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

If I heard this as a commencement speech, I'd shit myself. Funniest rant I've ever read (and some truth to it): http://is.gd/zThV

Saturday, May 16, 2009 01:15:39 AM from Twitter Web Client

YANKEES!!!! <3

Friday, May 15, 2009 10:50:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

JEEZ. Brett Gardner is so fast, he wiped out rounding first and still hit a triple. Also, clutch hitting for Tex? News to me.

Friday, May 15, 2009 10:32:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

It's like a third world country over here in the Campus Center. Can't keep contestant power. We had like 4 outages so far.

Friday, May 15, 2009 10:27:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

The yearbook computer is an absolute piece of shit that freezes and repaints the whole screen with every task.

Friday, May 15, 2009 12:38:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

Google does EVERYTHING better than Yahoo. I found that out the hard way when uploading slideshows. Picasa vs Flickr (stupid restrictions)

Thursday, May 14, 2009 10:50:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

The electrical dept. should really check out that transformer between Gonzaga and Canisius. There's been an alarm going off on it for days.

Thursday, May 14, 2009 11:55:39 AM from Twitter Web Client

I need to stop putting the damn Mirror key into my dorm door. Stupid keys look the same... At least the TH keys are square.

Thursday, May 14, 2009 01:50:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

why are all the collars on my dress shirts tight around my neck. Do I have a fat neck?

Wednesday, May 13, 2009 04:26:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

This CNS guy doesn't even know his own subnet of the BCC. Wizzeak

Wednesday, May 13, 2009 02:13:36 PM from Twitter Web Client