The book Kite Runner is seriously depressing the shit out of me: "In the end, the world always wins (99)." I WON'T ACCEPT THAT. I will win

Monday, April 13, 2009 03:00:24 AM from Twitter Web Client

I just got an excellent idea and am pleased with myself. Now I hope this works. Shit's been f'ing with my mind.., GRR.

Monday, April 13, 2009 02:05:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

A-Rod has been reduced to hitting off a tee in his minor league rehab assignment. That and womanizing... GTFO my team

Monday, April 13, 2009 01:22:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

Right... The amount of work and other shit I have to do this week, on top of figuring out the rest of my life. FML

Monday, April 13, 2009 01:00:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

Nom. Manicotti and pork roast. Good meal for once.

Sunday, April 12, 2009 01:22:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

I should stop OCD checking things known to depress me.

Sunday, April 12, 2009 01:03:16 AM from Twitter Web Client

This situation is making me crazy. It's never favorable for me. But I'll work with it. And I'll do it right.

Friday, April 10, 2009 08:12:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

Working on texting for my plan. Details to follow in a few days

Friday, April 10, 2009 12:42:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

@PeteAbe interviewed Swisher and he was blasting The Next Episode in the background! My new boy...

Friday, April 10, 2009 12:24:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

@plasma2002 What's the motivation behind that competition? Test the load on the bot?

In reply to @plasma2002's tweet

Thursday, April 09, 2009 05:48:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

Joining "the Nick Swisher should Be Playing Every Day Society" That kid is awesome. 5 RBI

Thursday, April 09, 2009 04:41:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

Please explain to me why my webpages are loading slowly but speedtests say I'm at 20MBPS

Thursday, April 09, 2009 01:01:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

Back from biking. Now lunch and Yankees. Can Burnett be our first non-shitty starter of the season? We'll see

Thursday, April 09, 2009 12:55:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

The 1998 Yankees also started 0-2 and look what happened then. Shut up.

Thursday, April 09, 2009 12:43:16 AM from Twitter Web Client

CSS in IE is breaking my balls right now

Wednesday, April 08, 2009 11:40:09 PM from Twitter Web Client